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I love NHL free agent season, only because it means Miroslav Satan<\/a> might get picked up.<\/p>\n

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I love NHL free agent season, only because it means Miroslav Satan might get picked up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-yh","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":639,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/if-only-he-signed-with-new-jersey","url_meta":{"origin":2125,"position":0},"title":"If only he signed with New Jersey…","author":"Gil","date":"August 4, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm not a hockey fan, but I am glad that the NHL has reached labor peace and is getting ready for a new season, if only because it means Miroslav Satan got to test the free-agent waters, leading to headlines like this one:MILBURY TRADES PECA,CUTS DEAL WITH SATANUnfortunately, his deal\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":413,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm","url_meta":{"origin":2125,"position":1},"title":"NBA Preview: Southeast Divisionby Gil\u2026","author":"Gil","date":"November 2, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"NBA Preview: Southeast Divisionby Gil RothAtlanta HawksThis team's been in rebuilding mode since the end of the 1999 season, when it was the worst second-round playoff team in NBA history. 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