{"id":2279,"date":"2008-08-20T21:31:05","date_gmt":"2008-08-21T01:31:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=2279"},"modified":"2008-08-20T21:31:05","modified_gmt":"2008-08-21T01:31:05","slug":"f-you-you-whining-f-82008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/f-you-you-whining-f-82008","title":{"rendered":"F*** You, You Whining F***: 8\/20\/08"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ann Patchett complains about going on book tours<\/a> and having to SELL<\/em> her book and her writer-persona to the public? F*** You, You Whining F***.<\/p>\n

By the way, if the Iowa Writers Workshop is serious about training writers, then it’s idiotic not<\/em> to have a seminar on promoting one’s work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ann Patchett complains about going on book tours and having to SELL her book and her writer-persona to the public? F*** You, You Whining F***. By the way, if the Iowa Writers Workshop is serious about training writers, then it’s idiotic not to have a seminar on promoting one’s work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[27,267,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-big-business","category-f-you-you-whining-f","category-literature"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-AL","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4325,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/f-you-you-whining-f-hipster-edition","url_meta":{"origin":2279,"position":0},"title":"F*** You, You Whining F***: Hipster Edition","author":"Gil","date":"August 12, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Hipsters with Condo Shame: \"I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll just have to pull down the brim on my Pabst Blue Ribbon trucker cap hat as I go in and out every day.\"","rel":"","context":"In "F*** You, You Whining F***"","block_context":{"text":"F*** You, You Whining F***","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/f-you-you-whining-f"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4423,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/f-you-you-aimlessly-whining-f-facebook-disillusionment-edition","url_meta":{"origin":2279,"position":1},"title":"F*** You, You Aimlessly Whining F***: Facebook Disillusionment edition","author":"Gil","date":"August 29, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Seriously, I don't even know what this NYT article on people quitting Facebook is supposed to be about. 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