{"id":2373,"date":"2008-09-02T14:26:06","date_gmt":"2008-09-02T18:26:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=2373"},"modified":"2008-09-02T14:26:06","modified_gmt":"2008-09-02T18:26:06","slug":"calling-mr-heat-miser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/calling-mr-heat-miser","title":{"rendered":"Calling Mr. Heat Miser!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailytech.com\/Sun+Makes+History+First+Spotless+Month+in+a+Century\/article12823.htm\" target=\"_blank\">No sunspots in the month of August?<\/a> The onset of a mini-ice age? I&#8217;ll laugh my ass off if it turns out that we need to <em>increase<\/em> our carbon footprints in order to keep the world warm enough for habitation.<\/p>\n<p>Still, just to be on the safe side, we&#8217;d better shoot <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0448134\/\" target=\"_blank\">Cillian Murphy, Michelle Yeoh and the Human Torch into the sun<\/a> with a giant bomb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No sunspots in the month of August? The onset of a mini-ice age? I&#8217;ll laugh my ass off if it turns out that we need to increase our carbon footprints in order to keep the world warm enough for habitation. Still, just to be on the safe side, we&#8217;d better shoot Cillian Murphy, Michelle Yeoh &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/calling-mr-heat-miser\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Calling Mr. Heat Miser!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-Ch","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2373"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2374,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2373\/revisions\/2374"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}