{"id":2381,"date":"2008-09-03T12:42:56","date_gmt":"2008-09-03T16:42:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=2381"},"modified":"2008-09-03T12:42:56","modified_gmt":"2008-09-03T16:42:56","slug":"maybe-his-brother-can-suit-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/maybe-his-brother-can-suit-up","title":{"rendered":"Maybe his brother can suit up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m kinda astonished that the NFL season starts tomorrow night. I figure I&#8217;ll order up some pizza on the way home from Amy&#8217;s train and watch the Giants begin their defense of the champi &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; oh, who am I kidding? The Giants could go 3-13 this year and <em>I won&#8217;t care<\/em>! They beat the Patriots in the Superbowl and derailed The Perfect Season!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I was just clicking around on ESPN.com and noticed that Baltimore&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/sports.espn.go.com\/nfl\/news\/story?id=3567056\" target=\"_blank\">starting QB Kyle Boller last year is gone for the season<\/a>. I wondered who&#8217;s going to start for new head coach John Harbaugh, and I read the following sentence:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Boller entered the preseason competing for the starting job with Troy Smith and top draft pick Joe Flacco, who ultimately won the job because of Boller&#8217;s injury and Smith&#8217;s lengthy battle with infected tonsils.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So that means that Baltimore is starting a QB because one of his competitors wrecked his shoulder and the other got tonsilitis.<\/p>\n<p>I know this team won a Superbowl with Trent Dilfer at QB (beating the Giants), but I have a feeling the Ravens fans will be covering their eyes and saying, &#8220;Nevermore!&#8221; a week or two into the season.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m kinda astonished that the NFL season starts tomorrow night. I figure I&#8217;ll order up some pizza on the way home from Amy&#8217;s train and watch the Giants begin their defense of the champi &#8212; &#8212; oh, who am I kidding? The Giants could go 3-13 this year and I won&#8217;t care! They beat the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/maybe-his-brother-can-suit-up\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Maybe his brother can suit up!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[33,32],"tags":[302,300,301],"class_list":["post-2381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-football","category-sports","tag-baltimore-ravens","tag-john-harbaugh","tag-kyle-boller"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-Cp","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2197,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/license-to-ill","url_meta":{"origin":2381,"position":0},"title":"License to Ill","author":"Gil","date":"August 3, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Both the Giants and the Jets are planning to sell \"Personal Seat Licenses\" (PSLs) to gouge season ticket holders pay for construction of their new shared stadium. 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