{"id":245,"date":"2004-05-02T08:43:37","date_gmt":"2004-05-02T12:43:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vmalt\/?p=245"},"modified":"2005-12-31T15:54:44","modified_gmt":"2005-12-31T20:54:44","slug":"my-names-buster-buster-hymen-pleased-to-meet-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/my-names-buster-buster-hymen-pleased-to-meet-you","title":{"rendered":"“My name’s Buster. Buster Hymen. Pleased to meet you . . .”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Re-virginization? Troubled latinas? A Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute? Who knew<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Re-virginization? Troubled latinas? A Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute? 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