{"id":2633,"date":"2008-10-07T04:30:31","date_gmt":"2008-10-07T08:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=2633"},"modified":"2008-10-07T04:30:31","modified_gmt":"2008-10-07T08:30:31","slug":"crisis-of-infinite-mixed-metaphors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/crisis-of-infinite-mixed-metaphors","title":{"rendered":"Crisis of Infinite Mixed Metaphors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/seven\/10072008\/business\/rescue_squad_132404.htm\" target=\"_blank\">this morning&#8217;s NYPost<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The seismic jolt sent through global stock markets yesterday has ratcheted up the pressure on Fed chief Ben Bernanke, New York Federal Reserve Bank President Tim Geithner and SEC chief Chris Cox &#8211; three pivotal players who had hoped for a period of post-rescue bill calm in order to surgically attack the time bombs still ticking on their watches.<\/p>\n<p>Pulling the trigger first was Bernanke . . .<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From this morning&#8217;s NYPost: The seismic jolt sent through global stock markets yesterday has ratcheted up the pressure on Fed chief Ben Bernanke, New York Federal Reserve Bank President Tim Geithner and SEC chief Chris Cox &#8211; three pivotal players who had hoped for a period of post-rescue bill calm in order to surgically attack &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/crisis-of-infinite-mixed-metaphors\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Crisis of Infinite Mixed Metaphors&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-big-business"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-Gt","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4352,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/a-case-of-the-mondays","url_meta":{"origin":2633,"position":0},"title":"A case of the Mondays","author":"Gil","date":"August 17, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"I would've pegged CNBC as the \"yadda yadda\" type: (Thanks, Dealbreaker!)","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Big Business&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Big Business","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/big-business"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2093,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/taleb-and-taliban","url_meta":{"origin":2633,"position":1},"title":"Taleb and Taliban","author":"Gil","date":"June 10, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"I enjoyed this profile of Nassim Nicholas Taleb by Bryan Appleyard. 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