{"id":279,"date":"2004-07-28T10:51:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-28T14:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vmalt\/?p=279"},"modified":"2006-05-08T14:10:14","modified_gmt":"2006-05-08T19:10:14","slug":"i-gotcher-dustbin-of-history-right-here-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/i-gotcher-dustbin-of-history-right-here-bitch","title":{"rendered":"I gotcher dustbin of history right here, bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went out last night and ended up eating sushi. What other form Asian cuisine will I dine upon before I finally try goulash and eat some Hungarian food? Is there a Mongolian restaurant in the area? (Keep in mind, I was in Paris for more than a week before I finally tried crepes.)<\/p>\n<p>Today, I&#8217;m planning to go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.szoborpark.hu\/en\/en_index.php\" target=\"_blank\">Statue Park<\/a>, about 5 miles south and west of here, out in the Buda &#8216;Burbs. It&#8217;s a collection of communist-era statues and sculpture. I think it&#8217;ll be a nice antidote to yesterday&#8217;s trip to the House of Terror. Of course, the Josef Stalin bottle-opener worked as a pretty good antidote. I think this&#8217;ll be in the same spirit: monuments reduced to ridicule.<\/p>\n<p>I put together an itinerary of other stuff I want to do before I head back to the U.S. When I look over it, I think that it&#8217;s a good thing that the others from the wedding have already headed back to the America (and elsewhere). Sure, there&#8217;d likely be some overlaps, but a bunch of these things are pretty private, I bet (like the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.total.net\/~zes\/rwnewbp.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Raoul Wallenberg memorial<\/a> I wanna check out).<\/p>\n<p>* *  *<\/p>\n<p>Rained out. All I got to do today was go to Statue Park, which was pretty rewarding, but the rest of the itinerary&#8217;s going to have to wait for Thursday.<\/p>\n<p>The Park was great. I felt a little triumphal, I guess. I mean, &#8220;Onward and upward,&#8221; my ass. It was cool to see all these alleged heroes and idealizations of workers and soldiers, reduced to a tourist attraction. At the gift shop, I bought plenty of neat stuff, including a tremendous T-shirt of &#8220;The 3 Terrors World Tour&#8221; of Stalin, Lenin and Mao.<\/p>\n<p>I thought, &#8220;Y&#8217;know, I <em>want<\/em> &#8217;em to gouge me on the price of this stuff, just to prove the point. As they were tallying my bill, I said, &#8220;Oh, yeah: And gimme a Coke.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Pix<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/01garden.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">A bed of flowers in a little square near Deak Ferenc Tec.<\/a> I&#8217;ve never seen their color before.<\/p>\n<p>The flowers were <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/02garden.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"> in front of a statue.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>On the way out to Tiszaroff, Rene and I drove through a bazillion acres of wheat and sunflower fields. Evidently, Hungary feeds a chunk of the surrounding countries. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/03ceres.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Go, Ceres! <\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/04twoguys.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Two guys,<\/a> presumably headed to the future.<\/p>\n<p>Some guy, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/05someguy.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"> pretty firmly embedded in the past.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/06kun1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Second most impressive sculpture in the Park.<\/a> It&#8217;s of Bela Kun, a communist who took power in 1919 an unleashed &#8220;Red Terror&#8221; on the country. He got purged when the Romanians invaded a few months later. He was buddies with Bela Lugosi, who was his minister of culture.<\/p>\n<p>Same sculpture, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/07kun2.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">without the flash.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/08kun3.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">It really is pretty impressive, in person;<\/a> Kun&#8217;s up on this podium, and the troops are all charging out to nationalize whatever they can and prove that centralized economies are for shit. <\/p>\n<p>Good-looking guy, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/09enore.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">that Enore Sagvari<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Some of the statues, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/10striver.jpg\">like this one<\/a>, put me in mind of the drawings of Jack Kirby. It&#8217;s in the expressiveness of being blocky, if yer familiar with The King&#8217;s comics. It&#8217;s funny, because Toth is a Hungarian name.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no English description of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/11wilde.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">this monument,<\/a> but it reminded me an awful lot of Oscar Wilde&#8217;s tomb in the Pere Lachaise cemetery in Paris, so here you are.<\/p>\n<p>This guy is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/12crossingguard.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">directing traffic.<\/a> With all those little Trabants around, I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s a tough job.<\/p>\n<p>Rats. Unfortunately, you can&#8217;t see too much of the detail in <br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/13flashgordon.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">this guy.<\/a> He has a military look that borders on the appearance of Flash Gordon. It made me think about the utopian aspects of some science fiction and its corollaries in this bankrupt ideology.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/14lenin.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">bankrupt ideologies . . .<\/a><\/p>\n<p>That <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/15dmitrov.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"> Dmitrov<\/a> was one suave-looking mo&#8217;fo&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>If you managed to avoid getting nailed with an icepick, a la Trotsky, the Party could still have you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/16carbonite.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">frozen in carbonite.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have no idea what <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/17hands.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a> is supposed to represent.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe the faces on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/18soljers.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">these soldiers<\/a> weathered away from the acid rain that they get around here. I hope they weren&#8217;t sculpted this way.<\/p>\n<p>This guy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/19racketeer1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">greets you<\/a> upon your arrival in the park. He&#8217;s kinda impressive, but sorta lifeless.<\/p>\n<p>I took some glee when I noticed that his weapon <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/20racketeer2.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">is a tommy-gun.<\/a> It fits with the whole racketeering aspect of Soviet communism, doesn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>The most impressive statue <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/21bigguy1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">in the park.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m serious, dude. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/22bigguy2.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">This guy&#8217;s massive,<\/a> and full of energy.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, yeah: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/23bigguy3.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">nice ass.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I need to write a book, so&#8217;s I can use <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/budapest\/072804\/24bigguy4.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">this pic<\/a> for my cover.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went out last night and ended up eating sushi. What other form Asian cuisine will I dine upon before I finally try goulash and eat some Hungarian food? Is there a Mongolian restaurant in the area? (Keep in mind, I was in Paris for more than a week before I finally tried crepes.) Today, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/i-gotcher-dustbin-of-history-right-here-bitch\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I gotcher dustbin of history right here, bitch&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-budapest","category-travel"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-4v","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1853,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/unrequired-reading-jan-18-2008","url_meta":{"origin":279,"position":0},"title":"Unrequired Reading: Jan. 18, 2008","author":"Gil","date":"January 18, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Only the best in Unrequired Reading for you, dear readers! 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