{"id":2871,"date":"2008-11-08T05:00:44","date_gmt":"2008-11-08T09:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=2871"},"modified":"2008-11-08T08:33:46","modified_gmt":"2008-11-08T12:33:46","slug":"gigi-goes-apeshit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/gigi-goes-apeshit","title":{"rendered":"Gigi goes apeshit"},"content":{"rendered":"

I haven’t run a gorilla story in a long time, so here’s one about an ape getting a colonoscopy<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Before or after her procedure?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I haven’t run a gorilla story in a long time, so here’s one about an ape getting a colonoscopy. 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