{"id":3143,"date":"2008-12-30T10:38:11","date_gmt":"2008-12-30T15:38:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=3143"},"modified":"2009-01-13T06:51:38","modified_gmt":"2009-01-13T11:51:38","slug":"lost-in-the-supermarket-house-party-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/lost-in-the-supermarket-house-party-edition","title":{"rendered":"Lost in the Supermarket: House Party edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are too many great moments in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0099800\/\" target=\"_blank\">House Party<\/a> &#8212; the film debut of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kid_N_Play\" target=\"_blank\">Kid &amp; Play<\/a> &#8212; to list. One of my favorites occurs when Sidney and Sharane are sitting outside Sharane&#8217;s home and her little brother calls out, &#8220;I&#8217;m making Kool Aid! You want Grape or Red?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She indignantly answers, &#8220;RED!&#8221; as though it was the stupidest question ever. Moments later, we see the boy pouring an entire bag of sugar into a pitcher.<\/p>\n<p>In that spirit, I offer you this week&#8217;s Lost in the Supermarket, straight from the Sam&#8217;s Club in Kenner, LA:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/chimeraobscura\/3149899225\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Im making vodka. You want Grape or Red?\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3253\/3149899225_6a4700b03f.jpg?resize=375%2C500\" alt=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m making vodka! You want grape or raaaaiiiid?<\/p>\n<p><em>See the whole <a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/lost-in-the-supermarket\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lost in the Supermarket<\/a> series<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are too many great moments in House Party &#8212; the film debut of Kid &amp; Play &#8212; to list. One of my favorites occurs when Sidney and Sharane are sitting outside Sharane&#8217;s home and her little brother calls out, &#8220;I&#8217;m making Kool Aid! You want Grape or Red?&#8221; She indignantly answers, &#8220;RED!&#8221; as though &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/lost-in-the-supermarket-house-party-edition\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Lost in the Supermarket: House Party edition&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[379],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lost-in-the-supermarket"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-OH","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4610,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/lost-in-the-supermarket-halloween-edition","url_meta":{"origin":3143,"position":0},"title":"Lost in the Supermarket: Halloween edition","author":"Gil","date":"October 28, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Halloween's comin'! Time to eat way too much candy and suffer intestinal distress! Or, to phrase it another way, it's, uh, time to pass the hot pumpkin: Yuck. I don't know why this needs to include a party music CD, but I guess I've led a sheltered life. (Yeah, I\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Lost in the Supermarket&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Lost in the Supermarket","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/lost-in-the-supermarket"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3409,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/lost-in-the-supermarket-huskers-do","url_meta":{"origin":3143,"position":1},"title":"Lost in the Supermarket: Huskers Do","author":"Gil","date":"February 10, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Aw, shucks! 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