{"id":3318,"date":"2009-01-27T09:20:18","date_gmt":"2009-01-27T14:20:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=3318"},"modified":"2009-01-27T09:20:18","modified_gmt":"2009-01-27T14:20:18","slug":"lost-in-the-supermarket-amish-paradise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/lost-in-the-supermarket-amish-paradise","title":{"rendered":"Lost in the Supermarket: Amish Paradise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s against the law here in NJ to sell alcohol in supermarkets, so this installment is technically a cheat. Still, the liquor store happens to be right next to the supermarket, and hey, <em>it&#8217;s my blog<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I saw this out of the corner of my eye &#8212;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/chimeraobscura\/3231500474\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"BE AMISH!\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3525\/3231500474_9bfeafc796.jpg?resize=379%2C500\" alt=\"\" width=\"379\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8212; and was impressed that someone would target an Irish stout toward people headed into <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rumspringa\" target=\"_blank\">Rumspringa<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Then I realized that it read &#8220;BEAMISH&#8221; and not &#8220;BE AMISH&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><em>See the whole <a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/lost-in-the-supermarket\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lost in the Supermarket<\/a> series<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s against the law here in NJ to sell alcohol in supermarkets, so this installment is technically a cheat. Still, the liquor store happens to be right next to the supermarket, and hey, it&#8217;s my blog. I saw this out of the corner of my eye &#8212; &#8212; and was impressed that someone would target &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/lost-in-the-supermarket-amish-paradise\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Lost in the Supermarket: Amish Paradise&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[379,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lost-in-the-supermarket","category-religion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-Rw","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3409,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/lost-in-the-supermarket-huskers-do","url_meta":{"origin":3318,"position":0},"title":"Lost in the Supermarket: Huskers Do","author":"Gil","date":"February 10, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Aw, shucks! 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