{"id":3510,"date":"2009-02-25T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-25T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=3510"},"modified":"2009-02-24T18:37:35","modified_gmt":"2009-02-24T23:37:35","slug":"0-fer-of-the-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/0-fer-of-the-week","title":{"rendered":"0-fer of the Week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What better day of the week than Wednesday to show off my lack of erudition? In an act of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/G%C3%B6del%27s_incompleteness_theorems\" target=\"_blank\">Godelian irrelevance,<\/a> I&#8217;ll try to post a significant 0-fer (as in, &#8220;I&#8217;ve never read a book, play, story or essay by [x]&#8221;) every week.<\/p>\n<p>This week&#8217;s 0-fer is\u00c2\u00a0 . . .<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nysun.com\/arts\/george-bernard-shaw-placed-in-perspective\/20227\/\" target=\"_blank\">George Bernard Shaw<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;d think, in my late-teen pretentious superhero-fixated years, I&#8217;d have mistakenly read <em>Man and Superman<\/em>, but you&#8217;d be wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Now why don&#8217;t you leave a comment about one author you really should have read by now but never have?<\/p>\n<p><em>You can find past 0-fers <a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/literature\/0-fer\/\" target=\"_blank\">0-ver here<\/a>!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What better day of the week than Wednesday to show off my lack of erudition? In an act of Godelian irrelevance, I&#8217;ll try to post a significant 0-fer (as in, &#8220;I&#8217;ve never read a book, play, story or essay by [x]&#8221;) every week. This week&#8217;s 0-fer is\u00c2\u00a0 . . . George Bernard Shaw! You&#8217;d think, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/0-fer-of-the-week\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;0-fer of the Week&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[568,4],"tags":[569],"class_list":["post-3510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-0-fer","category-literature","tag-george-bernard-shaw"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-UC","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4751,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/top-10","url_meta":{"origin":3510,"position":0},"title":"Top 10","author":"Gil","date":"December 31, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Here are the 10 most-viewed Virtual Memories posts from 2009. Enjoy! (You likely already did, but hey!) The Nostalgia Journal David 0-fer Wallace? Tongue-tied and painful Licensing Expo of the Weird! Rufus Update Rufus See Well Rufus recovery (yeah, it's a trend; sorry) 0-fer of the Week (George Bernard Shaw\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3895,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/cinc0-fer-de-mayo","url_meta":{"origin":3510,"position":1},"title":"Cinc0-fer de Mayo","author":"Gil","date":"May 5, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"In honor of \"Drink Corona (or whatever Mexican beer you choose) Day,\" I thought I'd go find some well-regarded Mexican authors whom I've never read a word of. Only having thought up this idea this morning, I decided to dive into the \"canonical appendixes\" of Harold Bloom's Western Canon, since\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;0-fer&quot;","block_context":{"text":"0-fer","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/literature\/0-fer"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virtualmemories-20&l=as2&o=1&a=1573225142","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":4387,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/a-man-0-fer-all-seasons","url_meta":{"origin":3510,"position":2},"title":"A Man 0-fer All Seasons","author":"Gil","date":"August 26, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"This week's literary 0-fer is . . . Robert Bolt! (Technically, he's not an 0-fer, since I have seen two movies for which he wrote the screenplays: Lawrence of Arabia and The Mission. 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Or throw me a magazine!\" For reasons I won't bother to mention, a shelf in our downstairs bathroom contains a number of essay\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;0-fer&quot;","block_context":{"text":"0-fer","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/literature\/0-fer"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virtualmemories-20&l=as2&o=1&a=0312361750","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":4136,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/0-fer-of-the-week-grass-unfed-edition","url_meta":{"origin":3510,"position":4},"title":"0-fer of the week: Grass-unfed edition","author":"Gil","date":"July 1, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"In keeping with last week's 0-fer of Ezra Pound (and as inspired tangentially by this Bourgeois Surrender post), I offer up my latest literary 0-fer: Gunter Grass! 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