{"id":3549,"date":"2009-03-02T06:54:09","date_gmt":"2009-03-02T11:54:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=3549"},"modified":"2009-03-02T06:54:09","modified_gmt":"2009-03-02T11:54:09","slug":"monday-morning-montaigne-of-cripples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/monday-morning-montaigne-of-cripples","title":{"rendered":"Monday Morning Montaigne: Of cripples"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t invent reasons to explain every fact. For example, just because you had really good sex with a crippled woman, it does not validate a proverb that says cripples are better in bed.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously. That&#8217;s the example he chose.<\/p>\n<p>On to <em>Of physiognomy<\/em>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t invent reasons to explain every fact. For example, just because you had really good sex with a crippled woman, it does not validate a proverb that says cripples are better in bed. Seriously. That&#8217;s the example he chose. On to Of physiognomy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[45],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-3549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monday-morning-montaigne","tag-montaigne"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-Vf","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3501,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/monday-morning-montaigne-of-husbanding-your-will","url_meta":{"origin":3549,"position":0},"title":"Monday Morning Montaigne: Of husbanding your will","author":"Gil","date":"February 23, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a lot going on in Of husbanding your will (pp. 932-954): Montaigne relates the experience of his two-term stint as mayor of Bordeaux (by good luck, he didn't have to do anything dramatic); he explains how the idea of giving up one\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s own desires for the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153greater good\u00e2\u20ac\u009d is\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Monday Morning Montaigne&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Monday Morning Montaigne","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/monday-morning-montaigne"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3118,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/monday-morning-montaigne-break","url_meta":{"origin":3549,"position":1},"title":"Monday Morning Montaigne: BREAK!","author":"Gil","date":"December 22, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Due to travel schedules, and my unwillingness to lug a 1,300-page hardcover around with me, Monday Morning Montaigne is off until January! 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