{"id":3593,"date":"2009-03-10T05:00:53","date_gmt":"2009-03-10T09:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=3593"},"modified":"2009-03-09T19:55:42","modified_gmt":"2009-03-09T23:55:42","slug":"lost-in-the-supermarket-endorsed-by-zoidberg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/lost-in-the-supermarket-endorsed-by-zoidberg","title":{"rendered":"Lost in the Supermarket: Endorsed by Zoidberg!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Augh! This macaroni with sardines has no seasoning! If only we bought some Cuoco!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/chimeraobscura\/3341303156\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3301\/3341303156_8d435de1a1.jpg?w=490\" alt=\"\"  \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well, maybe we can buy something that will erase the image of <em>macaroni with sardines<\/em> from our minds!<\/p>\n<p><em>See the whole <a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/lost-in-the-supermarket\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lost in the Supermarket<\/a> series<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Augh! This macaroni with sardines has no seasoning! If only we bought some Cuoco! Well, maybe we can buy something that will erase the image of macaroni with sardines from our minds! See the whole Lost in the Supermarket series<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[379],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lost-in-the-supermarket"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-VX","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3409,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/lost-in-the-supermarket-huskers-do","url_meta":{"origin":3593,"position":0},"title":"Lost in the Supermarket: Huskers Do","author":"Gil","date":"February 10, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Aw, shucks! 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If you am know what's not good for you!\" See the whole Lost in the Supermarket series","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Lost in the Supermarket&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Lost in the Supermarket","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/lost-in-the-supermarket"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3593"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3593\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3595,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3593\/revisions\/3595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}