{"id":3708,"date":"2009-03-30T17:52:06","date_gmt":"2009-03-30T21:52:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=3708"},"modified":"2009-03-30T17:52:06","modified_gmt":"2009-03-30T21:52:06","slug":"you-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/you-suck","title":{"rendered":"You suck"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m not sure when the internet started allowing really long URLs, but this is a great one<\/a>. You douchebags.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m not sure when the internet started allowing really long URLs, but this is a great one. 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