{"id":3712,"date":"2009-03-31T08:51:54","date_gmt":"2009-03-31T12:51:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=3712"},"modified":"2009-03-31T08:52:36","modified_gmt":"2009-03-31T12:52:36","slug":"lost-in-the-supermarket-singles-45s-and-unders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/lost-in-the-supermarket-singles-45s-and-unders","title":{"rendered":"Lost in the Supermarket: Singles 45s and Under"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s time for our first reader submission to Lost in the Supermarket<\/em>! Benji C. sends in Spam: the Single!<\/p>\n

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It’s a pity they registered that “Just rip and tear your way to CRAZY TASTY\u00c2\u00ae town!” slogan! I was gonna use it as the tagline for my site! Thanks, Benji!<\/p>\n

Do you think “Single” is meant to descibe the product or the person who buys it?<\/p>\n

See the whole Lost in the Supermarket<\/a> series<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s time for our first reader submission to Lost in the Supermarket! Benji C. sends in Spam: the Single! It’s a pity they registered that “Just rip and tear your way to CRAZY TASTY\u00c2\u00ae town!” slogan! I was gonna use it as the tagline for my site! Thanks, Benji! Do you think “Single” is meant … <\/p>\n

Continue reading “Lost in the Supermarket: Singles 45s and Under”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[379],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lost-in-the-supermarket"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-XS","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2964,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/lost-in-the-supermarket-no-hateration-edition","url_meta":{"origin":3712,"position":0},"title":"Lost in the Supermarket: No Hateration edition","author":"Gil","date":"November 25, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Mary J. 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