{"id":3754,"date":"2009-04-08T06:02:52","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T10:02:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=3754"},"modified":"2009-04-08T06:02:52","modified_gmt":"2009-04-08T10:02:52","slug":"0-fer-mlb-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/0-fer-mlb-edition","title":{"rendered":"0-fer: MLB edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This isn&#8217;t a true 0-fer this week, but it does point out my literary failings, which is what I&#8217;m all about.<\/p>\n<p>Last night, it occurred to me that the <a href=\"http:\/\/sports.espn.go.com\/mlb\/standings\" target=\"_blank\">number of ballparks<\/a> I&#8217;ve visited may be greater than the <a href=\"http:\/\/shakespeare.mit.edu\/\" target=\"_blank\">number of Shakespeare plays<\/a> I&#8217;ve read. I checked out both lists this morning and I&#8217;m glad to report that&#8217;s not the case:<\/p>\n<p>Ballparks I&#8217;ve attended:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Anaheim<\/li>\n<li>Baltimore<\/li>\n<li>Boston<\/li>\n<li>New York Yankees (old)<\/li>\n<li>New York Mets (old)<\/li>\n<li>Oakland<\/li>\n<li>Philadelphia (old)<\/li>\n<li>San Diego<\/li>\n<li>Seattle<\/li>\n<li>Toronto<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Shakespeare plays I&#8217;ve read:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>As You Like It<\/li>\n<li>Henry IV, 1<\/li>\n<li>Henry IV, 2<\/li>\n<li>Henry V<\/li>\n<li>Hamlet<\/li>\n<li>King Lear<\/li>\n<li>Macbeth<\/li>\n<li>The Merchant of Venice<\/li>\n<li>A Midsummer Night&#8217;s Dream<\/li>\n<li>Much Ado About Nothing<\/li>\n<li>Othello<\/li>\n<li>Richard II<\/li>\n<li>Romeo and Juliet<\/li>\n<li>The Tempest<\/li>\n<li>Winter&#8217;s Tale<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>I&#8217;ll probably see a Braves game when I&#8217;m in Atlanta next month, but I also just began reading <em>Antony and Cleopatra,<\/em> so the deficit will remain at 5. Unless I go on a real Shakespeare binge (which is possible) or get fired and decide to go on that &#8220;8 parks in 10 days&#8221; tour of midwestern ballparks I plotted out back in 2002 (which is very unlikely (I hope)).<\/p>\n<p>Howzabout you, dear readers? Any of you read fewer plays of Shakespeare than the number of MLB ballparks you&#8217;ve visited?<\/p>\n<p><em>Bonus! NBA arenas I&#8217;ve attended:<\/em><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Philadelphia<\/li>\n<li>Chicago<\/li>\n<li>New Jersey<\/li>\n<li>Toronto<\/li>\n<li>New York<\/li>\n<li>Washington (old)<\/li>\n<li>New Orleans<\/li>\n<li>Dallas<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This isn&#8217;t a true 0-fer this week, but it does point out my literary failings, which is what I&#8217;m all about. Last night, it occurred to me that the number of ballparks I&#8217;ve visited may be greater than the number of Shakespeare plays I&#8217;ve read. I checked out both lists this morning and I&#8217;m glad &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/0-fer-mlb-edition\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;0-fer: MLB edition&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[568,632,2,4,32],"tags":[121],"class_list":["post-3754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-0-fer","category-baseball","category-basketball","category-literature","category-sports","tag-shakespeare"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-Yy","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6345,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/baseball-shakespeare-update","url_meta":{"origin":3754,"position":0},"title":"Baseball &#038; Shakespeare Update","author":"Gil","date":"April 17, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"PDA conference in PHX done! Now to close the \"Shakespeare plays read to ballparks visited\" spread! Shakespeare Plays Read A Midsummer Night\u2019s Dream Antony & Cleopatra As You Like It Coriolanus Hamlet Henry IV I Henry IV II Henry V King Lear Macbeth Merchant of Venice Much Ado About Nothing\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;baseball&quot;","block_context":{"text":"baseball","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/sports\/baseball"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":14702,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/episode-450-robert-mccrum","url_meta":{"origin":3754,"position":1},"title":"Episode 450 &#8211; Robert McCrum","author":"Gil","date":"September 7, 2021","format":"audio","excerpt":"Virtual Memories Show 450: Robert McCrum \"People should be free to do Shakespeare anyway they like: in 5 minutes, 5 seconds, 5 days, 5 hours, underwater, in a desert, on a mountain. It'll always work; he's indestructible, in that sense.\" With his new book, Shakespearean: On Life and Language in\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;0-fer&quot;","block_context":{"text":"0-fer","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/literature\/0-fer"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/mccrumcomp.jpg?fit=1200%2C569&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/mccrumcomp.jpg?fit=1200%2C569&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/mccrumcomp.jpg?fit=1200%2C569&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/mccrumcomp.jpg?fit=1200%2C569&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/mccrumcomp.jpg?fit=1200%2C569&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":4215,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/pom0-fer","url_meta":{"origin":3754,"position":2},"title":"Pom0-fer","author":"Gil","date":"July 22, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Gil in his 20s couldn't have imagined that he'd one day put a thousand-plus-page Thomas Pynchon novel back on the shelf and think, \"I will never get around to reading this.\" He also couldn't have imagined that he'd spend years reading Montaigne's essays and, upon finishing that thousand-plus-page volume, think,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;0-fer&quot;","block_context":{"text":"0-fer","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/literature\/0-fer"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virtualmemories-20&l=as2&o=1&a=0143112562","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":3597,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/0-fer-94","url_meta":{"origin":3754,"position":3},"title":"0-fer-94","author":"Gil","date":"March 11, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"I have a copy of Harold Bloom's The Western Canon that I take down from the shelf every year or so. 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