{"id":3933,"date":"2009-05-27T05:01:17","date_gmt":"2009-05-27T09:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=3933"},"modified":"2009-05-19T21:10:44","modified_gmt":"2009-05-20T01:10:44","slug":"0-ford","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/0-ford","title":{"rendered":"0-Ford"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I refuse to read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bookforum.com\/inprint\/016_01\/3512\" target=\"_blank\">this article by Richard Ford<\/a> on the genesis of his character Frank Bascombe . . . because I&#8217;ve never read a word of Ford&#8217;s stuff! Congrats on being my latest 0-fer!<\/p>\n<p>Someone told me that I should read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0679762108?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=virtualmemories-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0679762108\">The Sportswriter<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virtualmemories-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=0679762108\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/> after I mentioned that I liked David Gates&#8217; novel, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0679737138?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=virtualmemories-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0679737138\">Jernigan<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virtualmemories-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=0679737138\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>, but I never got around to it. I&#8217;ve never even owned a Ford!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I refuse to read this article by Richard Ford on the genesis of his character Frank Bascombe . . . because I&#8217;ve never read a word of Ford&#8217;s stuff! Congrats on being my latest 0-fer! Someone told me that I should read The Sportswriter after I mentioned that I liked David Gates&#8217; novel, Jernigan, but &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/0-ford\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;0-Ford&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[568,4],"tags":[120,695],"class_list":["post-3933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-0-fer","category-literature","tag-david-gates","tag-richard-ford"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-11r","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3935,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/0-fer-20th-century-edition","url_meta":{"origin":3933,"position":0},"title":"0-fer 20th century edition","author":"Gil","date":"June 10, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Because I'm not some commie pinko, I don't listen to NPR. 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But, so, hey, I came across a link to this AbeBooks list of the Top 10 Forgotten Pulitzer Prize-Winning Novels, and guess what?\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;0-fer&quot;","block_context":{"text":"0-fer","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/literature\/0-fer"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virtualmemories-20&l=as2&o=1&a= 0679766529","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":4259,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/0-fer-of-the-week-paris-toilet","url_meta":{"origin":3933,"position":2},"title":"0-fer of the Week: Paris, Toilet","author":"Gil","date":"July 29, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"In Duck Soup, Groucho Marx gets locked in a bathroom by Harpo, leading him to shout, \"Let me out of here! Hey, let me out of here! Or throw me a magazine!\" For reasons I won't bother to mention, a shelf in our downstairs bathroom contains a number of essay\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;0-fer&quot;","block_context":{"text":"0-fer","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/literature\/0-fer"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virtualmemories-20&l=as2&o=1&a=0312361750","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":7243,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/shafts-big-book-score","url_meta":{"origin":3933,"position":3},"title":"Shaft&#8217;s Big Book Score","author":"Gil","date":"August 15, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"What with me being me, it's tough to go without buying books for too long, although I'm in semi-austerity mode just now. 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