{"id":433,"date":"2004-12-10T09:24:32","date_gmt":"2004-12-10T14:24:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vmalt\/?p=433"},"modified":"2005-12-08T18:27:32","modified_gmt":"2005-12-08T23:27:32","slug":"amstergoddamn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/amstergoddamn","title":{"rendered":"AmstergodDAMN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I took a train to Amsterdam this morning, where I would rendezvous with some foreign investment personnel and interview some pharma people for a possible article. I booked a 30-euro ticket last night for a 2.5-hour trip from Brussels to central station (with that all-important stop in Antwerp).<\/p>\n<p>Half the seats on the trains face &#8220;forward&#8217; and the other face &#8220;backward,&#8221; so that 50% face forward either direction the car is traveling. So I sat in the middle row, with a set of seats facing me, so that I&#8217;d have more leg room than in a seat that faces the back of another row.<\/p>\n<p>Pretty empty train; comfyish seat. The guy in the row behind me spilled his coffee, but I noticed in time and lifted my bag from the floor so it wouldn&#8217;t get wet.<\/p>\n<p>Two stops into the trip, leaving Brussels, a bunch of passengers boarded. This included pair of Thai women with fake boobs and rock-hard bodies. They decided to sit in the two seats facing me, and began groping each other. I smiled, laughed, went back to reading Stephenson and listening to the iPod. They kept trying to catch my eye, every time that I looked up to check out the landscape. (For the record, I got to see the sun for a 2-minute stretch outside of Brussels. This marks the first time since Saturday that I&#8217;ve seen the sun. I&#8217;d go on a kill-spree if I had to live with that weather.)<\/p>\n<p>The women continued to flirt with each other and stare at me, which made me laugh. Everytime a man would walk through our car, they&#8217;d do the same thing.<\/p>\n<p>At Rotterdam, they got off the train, and the football fans (Island Defenders) who had boarded a few stops earlier congregated in my row, so they could all hang out, facing each other, and drink some beers.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, not <em>just<\/em> drink some beers. One of them also broke out a bag of weed and started rolling a massive joint; he was only stopped from lighting up when one of his compatriots pointed to the &#8220;no smoking&#8221; sign on the window.<\/p>\n<p>So that was my morning: Thai prostitutes and soccer fans rolling a bone on the commuter train. It&#8217;s going to be an interesting two days . . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I took a train to Amsterdam this morning, where I would rendezvous with some foreign investment personnel and interview some pharma people for a possible article. I booked a 30-euro ticket last night for a 2.5-hour trip from Brussels to central station (with that all-important stop in Antwerp). Half the seats on the trains &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/amstergoddamn\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;AmstergodDAMN&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amsterdam","category-travel"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-6Z","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":345,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/travelin-man-redux","url_meta":{"origin":433,"position":0},"title":"Travelin&#8217; Man redux","author":"Gil","date":"September 25, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Off to London in a few hours for the PABord conference, continuing the oddball travel schedule which will see me board 27 flights in 2004 (up from 25 in 2003). 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