{"id":436,"date":"2004-12-06T14:14:41","date_gmt":"2004-12-06T19:14:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vmalt\/?p=436"},"modified":"2005-12-08T18:16:32","modified_gmt":"2005-12-08T23:16:32","slug":"too-tired-for-sprout-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/too-tired-for-sprout-jokes","title":{"rendered":"Too tired for sprout jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m starting to think I&#8217;ve seen too many European cities lately. I realized today that I may&#8217;ve reached a point where I&#8217;ve gotta cut back on the Euro-travel, and find other places to go. I&#8217;m giving myself the benefit of the doubt, assuming that it&#8217;s more a function of work-stress, travel-aggravation, the cold, overcast weather, and general exhaustion, that&#8217;s left me walking around this city like a shadow. Or like <em>it&#8217;s<\/em> the shadow.<\/p>\n<p>I try to find little differences in the cities, how this place differs from Stockholm and Copenhagen, Paris and Milan. Unfortunately, the weather&#8217;s a big factor in how I perceive this place. Everyone&#8217;s bundled, hustling. I can&#8217;t tell if that&#8217;s just a function of weather, or if there tends to be a lot of hurrying in this city because of its business-status.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve seen more bookstores for children than bookstores for adults, and it makes me wonder if there&#8217;s a &#8220;child-friendliness&#8221; to this city.<\/p>\n<p>Just a word of advice: Never go to an Internet cafe in an Arab quarter, because you don&#8217;t want to look over at someone else&#8217;s screen and notice that he&#8217;s Google-up images  of suicide-bomb attacks. I&#8217;m just sayin&#8217;, is all.<\/p>\n<p>They sell Cherry Coke in these thin, tall cans, like Red Bull. They&#8217;re so cute.<\/p>\n<p>There may be an inferiority complex among the bandes desinees sellers, as regards Parisian BD stores.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been pretty enervated this whole trip, but I had some wonderful moments in the evening. Here are some pix from the day, with a little commentary.<\/p>\n<p>My conference starts tomorrow, so I probably won&#8217;t get to write more for a little while.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a Jew, and the holidays don&#8217;t mean all that much to me, but I was affected by the sight of the trees, the lights, the soundtrack of gently laughing children, and all the people milling around. It was otherworldly to me.<\/p>\n<p>It made me happy that I came here, despite this burned-out state of mine.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/chimeraobscura\/sets\/1539483\/\" target=\"_blank\">(My Brussels pix via Flickr)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m starting to think I&#8217;ve seen too many European cities lately. I realized today that I may&#8217;ve reached a point where I&#8217;ve gotta cut back on the Euro-travel, and find other places to go. I&#8217;m giving myself the benefit of the doubt, assuming that it&#8217;s more a function of work-stress, travel-aggravation, the cold, overcast weather, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/too-tired-for-sprout-jokes\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Too tired for sprout jokes&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brussels","category-travel"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-72","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7003,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/podcast-visible-cities","url_meta":{"origin":436,"position":0},"title":"Podcast: Visible Cities","author":"Gil","date":"April 15, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Virtual Memories - season 3 episode 8 - Visible Cities \"My impulse is to break the windows of Starbucks, but I'd get arrested if I did that, so I make comics about people breaking the windows of Starbucks.\" Cartoonist and MacArthur Foundation \"Genius\" Fellowship winner Ben Katchor joins us for\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Architecture&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Architecture","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/architecture"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=voyantpublishing&l=as2&o=1&a=0307906906","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":3186,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/f-you-you-whining-f-1509","url_meta":{"origin":436,"position":1},"title":"F*** You, You Whining F***: 1\/5\/09","author":"Gil","date":"January 5, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Editors and publishers must now learn how to use telephones. 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