{"id":4652,"date":"2009-11-13T11:45:22","date_gmt":"2009-11-13T16:45:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=4652"},"modified":"2009-11-13T11:45:22","modified_gmt":"2009-11-13T16:45:22","slug":"taking-a-leak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/taking-a-leak","title":{"rendered":"Taking a Leak"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This was shot in my office a few months ago, and is one of my lead arguments for why I prefer to work at home:<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/-XSg5pYMbPI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was shot in my office a few months ago, and is one of my lead arguments for why I prefer to work at home:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-1d2","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":406,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm","url_meta":{"origin":4652,"position":0},"title":"Try my Wu-Tang styleOl' Dirty\u2026","author":"Gil","date":"November 14, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Try my Wu-Tang styleOl' Dirty Bastard died last night. 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