{"id":47,"date":"2003-08-12T16:08:23","date_gmt":"2003-08-12T20:08:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vmalt\/?p=47"},"modified":"2005-12-04T08:41:08","modified_gmt":"2005-12-04T13:41:08","slug":"i-feel-stupid-contagious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/i-feel-stupid-contagious","title":{"rendered":"I Feel Stupid &#038; Contagious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Strep and an ear infection. Time to test the wonders of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.omnicef.com\/om\/omnicef.html\">Omnicef<\/a>. The doctor (first one I&#8217;ve been to since November 2000), gave me the powder oral suspension dosage to tide me over till my prescription gets filled. It tastes like an Atkins Strawberry Swirl. Go figure.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m gonna go be feverish now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Strep and an ear infection. Time to test the wonders of Omnicef. The doctor (first one I&#8217;ve been to since November 2000), gave me the powder oral suspension dosage to tide me over till my prescription gets filled. It tastes like an Atkins Strawberry Swirl. Go figure. I&#8217;m gonna go be feverish now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-L","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}