{"id":4707,"date":"2009-12-01T19:56:21","date_gmt":"2009-12-02T00:56:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=4707"},"modified":"2009-12-01T19:56:21","modified_gmt":"2009-12-02T00:56:21","slug":"no-no-nanowrimo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/no-no-nanowrimo","title":{"rendered":"No-No NaNoWriMo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, <a href=\"http:\/\/nanowrimo.org\" target=\"_blank\">National Novel Writing Month<\/a> is over, and I was a near-total failure. I managed to write a mere 2,600 words, only about 5% of the goal of 50,000 words. But I&#8217;m happy! Those 2,600 words are the most I&#8217;ve managed to write \u00e2\u20ac\u201d as fiction, I mean \u00e2\u20ac\u201d in 15 years. More to the point, I managed to make an incredibly obvious insight that seemed profound at the time!<\/p>\n<p>I finally let my anecdotes become stories. That is, I took several of the oddball experiences I&#8217;ve had and let them breathe, let them belong to someone else. Where I once took pains to ground my anecdotes in utter veracity and my voice, I discovered I could let them out to play in fiction&#8217;s wonderland. Actions and reactions don&#8217;t have to be <em>my<\/em> actions and reactions. If something funnier could have \u00e2\u20ac\u201d should have \u00e2\u20ac\u201d happened, then maybe this time it will.<\/p>\n<p>It turned out that I&#8217;d never given myself permission to ask, &#8220;What if this happened instead of that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Still, that breakthrough didn&#8217;t take me far enough. I let other things distract me, and still need to find the time and discipline to work on this stuff.<\/p>\n<p>But I felt pretty good when I got started, so I&#8217;m going to try to get back to it, now that the dogs are asleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, National Novel Writing Month is over, and I was a near-total failure. I managed to write a mere 2,600 words, only about 5% of the goal of 50,000 words. But I&#8217;m happy! Those 2,600 words are the most I&#8217;ve managed to write \u00e2\u20ac\u201d as fiction, I mean \u00e2\u20ac\u201d in 15 years. More to the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/no-no-nanowrimo\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;No-No NaNoWriMo&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[267],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-f-you-you-whining-f"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-1dV","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4295,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/f-you-you-whining-f-dont-look-back-edition","url_meta":{"origin":4707,"position":0},"title":"F*** You, You Whining F***: Don&#8217;t Look Back edition","author":"Gil","date":"August 3, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"In an op-ed in today's Washington Post, CIA Director Leon Panetta pulls a Mark McGwire and asks Congress to stop looking into the CIA's role in running secret torture prisons and planning political assassinations: I've become increasingly concerned that the focus on the past, especially in Congress, threatens to distract\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;F*** You, You Whining F***&quot;","block_context":{"text":"F*** You, You Whining F***","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/f-you-you-whining-f"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2411,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/monday-morning-montaigne-back-next-week","url_meta":{"origin":4707,"position":1},"title":"Monday Morning Montaigne: Back Next Week","author":"Gil","date":"September 8, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"I was too busy\/addled this weekend to write my Monday Morning Montaigne post, dear readers. 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