{"id":4726,"date":"2009-12-08T14:39:50","date_gmt":"2009-12-08T19:39:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=4726"},"modified":"2010-02-16T16:35:18","modified_gmt":"2010-02-16T21:35:18","slug":"i-have-the-vapors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/i-have-the-vapors","title":{"rendered":"“I have the vapors. . .”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Rufus doesn’t climb on furniture when we’re home. The moment we leave the house, he makes a bee-line for our bed or my fainting couch — why, yes, I do <\/em>own a fainting couch, as a matter of fact.<\/p>\n

Anyway, Otis appears to be much less uptight about sharing the chaise:<\/p>\n

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Rufus doesn’t climb on furniture when we’re home. The moment we leave the house, he makes a bee-line for our bed or my fainting couch — why, yes, I do own a fainting couch, as a matter of fact. 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