{"id":481,"date":"2005-02-09T07:45:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-09T12:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vmalt\/?p=481"},"modified":"2005-12-06T13:15:14","modified_gmt":"2005-12-06T18:15:14","slug":"estimated-time-of-ass-whomping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/estimated-time-of-ass-whomping","title":{"rendered":"Estimated Time of Ass-whomping?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>(or, Basquing in Stupidity)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll never guess where <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2005\/WORLD\/europe\/02\/09\/spain.blast\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">I&#8217;ve gotta go<\/a> for a conference this fall.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;d <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">still<\/span> rather go there than the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.excel-london.co.uk\/excelv2\/\" target=\"_blank\">original venue<\/a> for the show, where I attended an expo <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/for-those-who-love\/\" target=\"_blank\">last fall<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(or, Basquing in Stupidity) You&#8217;ll never guess where I&#8217;ve gotta go for a conference this fall. And I&#8217;d still rather go there than the original venue for the show, where I attended an expo last fall.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-7L","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=481"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}