{"id":497,"date":"2005-03-26T16:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-26T21:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vmalt\/?p=497"},"modified":"2005-12-09T10:00:41","modified_gmt":"2005-12-09T15:00:41","slug":"bad-pun-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/bad-pun-of-the-day","title":{"rendered":"Bad pun of the day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"mailto:amlicita@yahoo.com?subject=You drive, I'll navigate\">Official VM girlfriend<\/a>: Take a right on Camp. I think it turns into Decatur.<\/p>\n<p><em>Gil<\/em>: Are you sure? I thought Camp turns into Kitsch! Bwah-ha-hah!<\/p>\n<p><em>(Thanks. I&#8217;ll be here all week.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Official VM girlfriend: Take a right on Camp. I think it turns into Decatur. Gil: Are you sure? I thought Camp turns into Kitsch! Bwah-ha-hah! (Thanks. 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