{"id":5034,"date":"2010-03-31T01:05:06","date_gmt":"2010-03-31T06:05:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=5034"},"modified":"2010-02-23T17:13:11","modified_gmt":"2010-02-23T22:13:11","slug":"lost-in-the-supermarket-brown-bunny-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/lost-in-the-supermarket-brown-bunny-edition","title":{"rendered":"Lost in the Supermarket: Brown Bunny edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Easter! The holiday when my Christian pals celebrate the resurrection of Jesus! The holiday when kids paint eggs(?)! The holiday when my wife devours stale Peeps! The holiday when people eat chocolate bunnies! Or, um . . . not:<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"View 'IMG_0559' on Flickr.com\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/chimeraobscura\/4382361259\/in\/set-72157608023783123\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2794\/4382361259_68326385ba_b.jpg?w=440\" alt=\"IMG_0559\"  \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;GRANDBUNNY&#8221;? Looks more like &#8220;sadbunny&#8221; to me. Herr Heffelflopper has heffelflopped.<\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/lost-in-the-supermarket\/\">See the whole Lost in the Supermarket series!<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Easter! The holiday when my Christian pals celebrate the resurrection of Jesus! The holiday when kids paint eggs(?)! The holiday when my wife devours stale Peeps! The holiday when people eat chocolate bunnies! Or, um . . . not: &#8220;GRANDBUNNY&#8221;? Looks more like &#8220;sadbunny&#8221; to me. Herr Heffelflopper has heffelflopped. See the whole Lost in &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/lost-in-the-supermarket-brown-bunny-edition\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Lost in the Supermarket: Brown Bunny edition&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[379],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lost-in-the-supermarket"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-1jc","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3409,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/lost-in-the-supermarket-huskers-do","url_meta":{"origin":5034,"position":0},"title":"Lost in the Supermarket: Huskers Do","author":"Gil","date":"February 10, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Aw, shucks! 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