{"id":516,"date":"2005-03-04T21:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-05T02:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vmalt\/?p=516"},"modified":"2005-12-09T10:35:10","modified_gmt":"2005-12-09T15:35:10","slug":"tmi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/tmi","title":{"rendered":"TMI?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Barry Bonds, <a href=\"http:\/\/sports.espn.go.com\/mlb\/news\/story?id=2005214\" target=\"_blank\">rambling about steroid abuse<\/a> without ever saying, &#8220;No, I don&#8217;t use steroids&#8221;:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> Bonds even brought up another alleged side affect of using steroids, a reduction in size of genitalia.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They say it makes your testicles shrink,&#8221; he said. &#8220;I can tell you my testicles are the same size. They haven&#8217;t shrunk. They&#8217;re the same and work just the same as they always have.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I like that the article&#8217;s sidebar reads, &#8220;Canseco: Steroids help staying power&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Barry Bonds, rambling about steroid abuse without ever saying, &#8220;No, I don&#8217;t use steroids&#8221;: Bonds even brought up another alleged side affect of using steroids, a reduction in size of genitalia. &#8220;They say it makes your testicles shrink,&#8221; he said. &#8220;I can tell you my testicles are the same size. They haven&#8217;t shrunk. They&#8217;re the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/tmi\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;TMI?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4C7K-tmi","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":885,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/i-can-see-by-what-you-carry-that-you-come-from-barrytown","url_meta":{"origin":516,"position":0},"title":"I can see by what you carry that you come from Barrytown","author":"Gil","date":"March 25, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Like many baseball fans not from the SF area, I assume Barry Bonds has been using steroids for years. 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While the House and Senate are debating over the federal budget and whether to deny the White House's proposed cuts to Medicare funding, our duly\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1397,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/the-big-non-story","url_meta":{"origin":516,"position":3},"title":"The Big Non-Story","author":"Gil","date":"March 20, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Pro wrestlers? On steroids and HGH? It can't be! Okay. 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