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There’s a vacancy in the NBA! With Shawn Bradley’s impending retirement<\/a>, we’ll need a new “favorite guy to dunk on” next season!<\/p>\n

After this play last January by Stromile Swift, I nominate Yao Ming as the guy everyone will try to throw down on:<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There’s a vacancy in the NBA! With Shawn Bradley’s impending retirement, we’ll need a new “favorite guy to dunk on” next season! After this play last January by Stromile Swift, I nominate Yao Ming as the guy everyone will try to throw down on:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-basketball"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-96","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5902,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/who-am-i-11","url_meta":{"origin":564,"position":0},"title":"Who Am I?","author":"Gil","date":"February 1, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm the guy who did a little happy dance a few months ago when he found out that a new Lorenzo Mattotti book (192 pages!) was coming out in 2011. 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