{"id":569,"date":"2005-06-14T22:05:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-15T02:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vmalt\/?p=569"},"modified":"2005-12-09T08:40:41","modified_gmt":"2005-12-09T13:40:41","slug":"i-never-liked-cameron-diaz-anyway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/i-never-liked-cameron-diaz-anyway","title":{"rendered":"I never liked Cameron Diaz anyway"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2005\/06\/12\/magazine\/12PHENOM.html\" target=\"_blank\">This article<\/a> about how celebrities are freaking out over being seen in hi-definition TV is pretty funny. It includes a great description of <a href=\"http:\/\/cdn.compuserve.com\/gallery\/i\/j\/jewel2\/lg1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Jewel&#8217;s makeup<\/a>, and the word &#8220;frankensteinian,&#8221; which is impressive, considering it&#8217;s the NYTimes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This article about how celebrities are freaking out over being seen in hi-definition TV is pretty funny. It includes a great description of Jewel&#8217;s makeup, and the word &#8220;frankensteinian,&#8221; which is impressive, considering it&#8217;s the NYTimes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-9b","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}