{"id":5776,"date":"2010-12-02T18:32:38","date_gmt":"2010-12-02T22:32:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=5776"},"modified":"2010-12-02T18:32:41","modified_gmt":"2010-12-02T22:32:41","slug":"who-am-i-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/who-am-i-6","title":{"rendered":"Who Am I?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m the guy who turns 40 in 40 days. You should buy me a present<\/a>. Or gin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m the guy who turns 40 in 40 days. You should buy me a present. 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