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Oh, wait. It’s just an ape in a UK zoo who’s decided to walk erect<\/a>. My bad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oh, wait. It’s just an ape in a UK zoo who’s decided to walk erect. 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