{"id":5962,"date":"2011-04-14T15:21:55","date_gmt":"2011-04-14T19:21:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=5962"},"modified":"2011-04-14T15:27:35","modified_gmt":"2011-04-14T19:27:35","slug":"olden-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/olden-times","title":{"rendered":"Olden Times"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In honor of the Kings&#8217; <a href=\"http:\/\/bleacherreport.com\/articles\/665712-sacramento-kings-moving-anaheim-joe-gavin-maloof-and-all-the-latest-updates\/entry\/63311-sacramento-kings-moving-see-the-video-of-the-kings-announcers-breaking-down\" target=\"_blank\">likely departure to Anaheim<\/a>, I decided to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.basketball-reference.com\/teams\/SAC\/\" target=\"_blank\">look up their history<\/a> to see if anyone but Rick Adelman had gotten them to the playoffs in their time in Sacramento. (Also, I haven&#8217;t written about hoops in a couple of years, and the playoffs are about to start.)<\/p>\n<p>Turns out they made the playoffs in their first year in Sacto (1985-86), and one more time ten years later. Outside of that, their entire playoff history coincides with Adelman&#8217;s tenure (1999 to 2005-06). And, of course, they&#8217;ve come nowhere near the playoffs since they fired him for, um, not being good enough.<\/p>\n<p>I looked over that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.basketball-reference.com\/teams\/SAC\/1996.html\" target=\"_blank\">1995-96 roster<\/a>, to see how they&#8217;d managed to sneak into the playoffs. They went 39-43 that year, and their top players were Rock Richmond and Brian Grant (with half a season of Walt &#8220;The Wizard&#8221; Williams*). Among their top 5? Olden Polynice. Turns out OP put up 12.2 ppg &amp; 9.4 rpg, making him their top rebounder and #4 scorer.<\/p>\n<p>No great shakes, but it got me thinking that he&#8217;d likely end up with a $50 million deal if he were playing nowadays (after making around $20 million for his entire career from 1987-2004). Why do I say that?<\/p>\n<p>Well, here&#8217;s a news item from ESPN&#8217;s NBA rumor page today:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/espn.go.com\/nba\/player\/_\/id\/981\/kwame-brown\" target=\"_blank\">Kwame Brown<\/a> will be a free agent in July and head coach Paul Silas believes the center will have a lot of suitors.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.charlotte.com\/inside_the_nba\/2011\/04\/silas-brown-will-draw-offers.html\" target=\"_blank\">Rick Bonnell of <em>The Charlotte Observer<\/em><\/a><em><\/em> writes: &#8220;Silas said after shootaround today he thinks there&#8217;s a strong possibility some team will make a significant, multi-year offer for Brown once there&#8217;s a new collective bargaining agreement. Brown has had a good season, particularly as an improved scorer. He no longer looks like someone who would have to work season-to-season on a veteran-minimum deal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Brown, who made the veteran minimum salary this season, averaged 26.0 minutes, 7.9 points and 6.8 rebounds.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s right: a &#8220;significant, multi-year offer&#8221; for someone who gets 8 points and 7 boards, needs more than half a game to get it, and is heading into his 30s. But in his <em>NINTH<\/em> season, he &#8220;no longer looks like someone who would have to work season-to-season on a veteran-minimum deal&#8221;! So that&#8217;s something!<\/p>\n<p>Kwame Brown has banked more than $50 million in his washout career. They really need to have a lockout before someone&#8217;s dumb enough to sign him.<\/p>\n<p><em>* I believe that 1995-96 Kings team did lead the NBA in awesome nicknames that season:<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Mitch &#8220;Rock&#8221; Richmond<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Brian &#8220;General&#8221; Grant<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Walt &#8220;Wizard&#8221; Williams<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Michael &#8220;Animal&#8221; Smith<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Lionel &#8220;L-Train&#8221; Simmons<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Corliss &#8220;Big Nasty&#8221; Williamson<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Kevin &#8220;Oscar&#8221; Gamble<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Olden &#8220;The Haitian Mutation&#8221; Polynice<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In honor of the Kings&#8217; likely departure to Anaheim, I decided to look up their history to see if anyone but Rick Adelman had gotten them to the playoffs in their time in Sacramento. (Also, I haven&#8217;t written about hoops in a couple of years, and the playoffs are about to start.) Turns out they &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/olden-times\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Olden Times&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,32],"tags":[1267,1268,1266,1269],"class_list":["post-5962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-basketball","category-sports","tag-kwame-brown","tag-nba","tag-olden-polynice","tag-rick-adelman"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-1ya","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2011,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/papal-bull","url_meta":{"origin":5962,"position":0},"title":"Papal Bull","author":"Gil","date":"April 20, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"I am so pissed off right now. 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