{"id":6003,"date":"2011-05-21T20:59:01","date_gmt":"2011-05-22T00:59:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=6003"},"modified":"2011-05-21T21:00:14","modified_gmt":"2011-05-22T01:00:14","slug":"who-am-i-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/who-am-i-15","title":{"rendered":"Who Am I?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m the guy who realized how much he sounded like Ron Swanson when he explained to someone yesterday, “I only drink three things: water, black coffee, and gin. You may think I mean that’s what I like<\/em> to drink, but that’s not what what I’m saying. I’m saying I only drink water, black coffee and gin.”<\/p>\n

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I’m the guy who realized how much he sounded like Ron Swanson when he explained to someone yesterday, “I only drink three things: water, black coffee, and gin. You may think I mean that’s what I like to drink, but that’s not what what I’m saying. I’m saying I only drink water, black coffee and … <\/p>\n

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