{"id":6120,"date":"2011-09-06T06:39:27","date_gmt":"2011-09-06T10:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=6120"},"modified":"2011-09-06T06:39:32","modified_gmt":"2011-09-06T10:39:32","slug":"end-of-summer-tally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/end-of-summer-tally","title":{"rendered":"End-of-Summer Tally"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Members of household who injured their backs during greyhound hikes at Wawayanda State Park: 2<\/p>\n<p>Members of household who injured their hands\/paws during routine household activity: 2, after Rufus cut up one of his paws during a run in the backyard yesterday<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/chimeraobscura\/6119457775\/\" title=\"I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn Maxi-Pad\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6210\/6119457775_9883fc4c46_z.jpg?w=440\"  alt=\"IMG_1269\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>The gauze used on Amy&#8217;s hand after her corn-peeling injury in July.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Members of household who injured their backs during greyhound hikes at Wawayanda State Park: 2 Members of household who injured their hands\/paws during routine household activity: 2, after Rufus cut up one of his paws during a run in the backyard yesterday The gauze used on Amy&#8217;s hand after her corn-peeling injury in July.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[61],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures-in-rufus-and-or-otis"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-1AI","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4436,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/angels-with-muddy-paws","url_meta":{"origin":6120,"position":0},"title":"Angels with Muddy Paws","author":"Gil","date":"September 6, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"We took Rufus on his first greyhound hike in about 5 weeks! 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