{"id":6219,"date":"2011-12-28T10:27:18","date_gmt":"2011-12-28T14:27:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=6219"},"modified":"2011-12-28T10:28:28","modified_gmt":"2011-12-28T14:28:28","slug":"airball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/airball","title":{"rendered":"Airball"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t posted a new <a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/overheard-in-dunkin-donuts\">Overheard in Dunkin&#8217; Donuts<\/a> in a long-ass time. Is it because I make coffee at home \/ in the office rather than go out to get it? Is it because people are more boring than they were in the old days? Who knows? All I can say is, I was prompted to bring back that tag this morning after I noticed this poster up in a DD near my office:<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"airball by Virtual Memoirist, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/chimeraobscura\/6587871397\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7030\/6587871397_1804df2be3_z.jpg?w=440\" alt=\"airball\"  \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah. A poster from Michael Jordan&#8217;s baseball-playing days, which were c.1994, long before this DD was even built.<\/p>\n<p>I, um, wow . . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t posted a new Overheard in Dunkin&#8217; Donuts in a long-ass time. Is it because I make coffee at home \/ in the office rather than go out to get it? Is it because people are more boring than they were in the old days? Who knows? All I can say is, I was &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/airball\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Airball&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[31],"tags":[460],"class_list":["post-6219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-overheard-in-dunkin-donuts","tag-michael-jordan"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4C7K-airball","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1279,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/answer-me-these-questions-three","url_meta":{"origin":6219,"position":0},"title":"Answer me these questions three","author":"Gil","date":"January 6, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"On the way to the airport yesterday morning, we stopped at a Dunkin Donuts in Boonton. It's the third or fourth time I've gone there on the way to Newark, but I'm going to have to quit that practice. As it turns out, their coffee is so impossibly hot that\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Overheard in Dunkin Donuts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Overheard in Dunkin Donuts","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/overheard-in-dunkin-donuts"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1276,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/shock-the-monkey-with-caffeine","url_meta":{"origin":6219,"position":1},"title":"Shock the Monkey (with caffeine)","author":"Gil","date":"January 4, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"A few months ago, I wrote about a strange moment in a Dunkin Donuts on my morning commute. Today, I pulled in to another nearby DD on my way back from lunch, and a woman driving a Jaguar walked in ahead of me. 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