{"id":628,"date":"2005-08-17T06:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-17T10:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vmalt\/?p=628"},"modified":"2005-12-11T11:36:15","modified_gmt":"2005-12-11T16:36:15","slug":"mobilize-the-cabal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/mobilize-the-cabal","title":{"rendered":"Mobilize the Cabal!"},"content":{"rendered":"

According to this piece<\/a> in the NYPost, the check at Parkhill’s Waterfront Grill in Allenhurst, NJ was presented to “Jew Couple”. No, seriously:<\/p>\n

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“We are a family restaurant, and we welcome everybody,” [the manager] said, adding that the words “Jew Couple” were never intended to be derogatory.<\/p>\n

“We use it as a form of identity,” she said. She would not elaborate on what the restaurant does when there is more than one couple assumed to be Jewish at the restaurant.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Maybe they put different colored stars of David on the checks.<\/p>\n

It’s an outrage! We’d better get our lawyers, bankers and entertainment executives on the case!<\/p>\n

In other news, the born-again Christian who does a half-assed job as a receptionist at my office has been putting articles in my mail-slot that explain how the Israeli pullout from Gaza is defying Biblical prophecies and will lead to ruin.<\/p>\n

One more of these, and I’ll launch into my “You belong to a psychotic death cult that believes true happiness can only come after apocalyptic destruction!” rant.<\/p>\n

–Jew Blogger<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

According to this piece in the NYPost, the check at Parkhill’s Waterfront Grill in Allenhurst, NJ was presented to “Jew Couple”. No, seriously: “We are a family restaurant, and we welcome everybody,” [the manager] said, adding that the words “Jew Couple” were never intended to be derogatory. “We use it as a form of identity,” … <\/p>\n

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