{"id":6329,"date":"2012-04-01T21:57:52","date_gmt":"2012-04-02T01:57:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=6329"},"modified":"2012-04-01T21:58:04","modified_gmt":"2012-04-02T01:58:04","slug":"april-fool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/april-fool","title":{"rendered":"April, Fool!"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s been a long time, dear readers! Sorry for the absence, but I’ve been undergoing some strange anxiety\/depression stuff for the past month, with no clue how to shake it. Part of it was work-related, with some work-worries waking me up at odd hours. To compensate for lost sleep, I fell back into my habit of adding a mid-morning coffee to my normal caffeine regimen. (I normally drink a 2-cup mug around 5 a.m. when I get up, and a 2-cup French press around 2 p.m.) My biochemistry started getting worse, of course, with more anxiety and less sleep, which compounded the need for coffee and . . . <\/p>\n

That’s exactly how I ended up with heart palpitations that resulted in an ER visit last September<\/a>. So I’ve been consciously cutting back the caffeine intake, and trying to get more sleep. And now, with my wife immersed in the season premiere of Game of Thrones<\/em>, I figured it was about time I started writing things down again.<\/p>\n

So: last month. I had a business trip to San Francisco that was pretty entertaining. I’d tell you more, but I’m planning to ramble about in the April installment of my podcast. Which may be delayed a little bit, but I promise it’ll come out this month (or your money back!). See, I’m really intent on getting at least one interview\/conversation into each new podcast, and I’ve sorta failed at lining one up. But I’m going to see a pal of mine next weekend, and I think we can have a good conversation for the Virtual Memories Show.<\/p>\n

In fact, this weekend I picked up some good microphones and a recorder so I can do remote interviews with good sound quality. So if I show up at your door with a Dopp kit, don’t be afraid that I’m planning to move in; I’m just making a temporary studio in your living room. (Speaking of: lemme know if you want to record a book-oriented conversation sometime!)<\/p>\n

I guess the biggest news I have is that we’re building a library. I mean, I’ve been building a library for decades, but now we have a handyman in doing the actual building<\/em> of a library. We’re taking two rooms downstairs — the rec room and “The Shack,” a guest bedroom where Dad used to keep his HAM radio stuff when we were growing up (short for “Radio Shack,” in other words) — building shelves into the walls above the foundation, tearing down the wall between ’em, installing lights, and putting in some Pergo faux-wood flooring.<\/p>\n

I’d kindasorta wanted to do something like this for years, but it was only when Handyman Lou finished the first phase, installing and painting the bookcases in the rec room, that I really started to get excited. As I started taking my books off the multitude of Ikea Billy bookcases and organizing them on the new shelves, I thought, “This is going to be my home.” (It’ll also have a photo-studio area for Amy to use; no man-cave here.)<\/p>\n

So, I suppose my anxiety about this stuff — having someone in the house a lot, having to trust that he’s going to do the job right, having to trust that I’m asking for the right thing — has also preyed on me. I took a couple of “before” pix, but I’ll wait on posting stuff till “after” is ready.<\/p>\n

Anyway, that’s the tale I have to tell, I guess. Last week, Amy & I miscommunicated about when her train from NYC was going to arrive at the station in Radburn. As a result, I got there half an hour early. I considered driving over to Garden State Plaza and meandering around for 15-20 minutes, maybe looking at some clothes.<\/p>\n

Instead, I drove in the other direction and hit Well Read<\/a>, a nice indy bookstore in Hawthorne. I’d been doing well with my 2012 austerity plan (admittedly blown up by this weekend’s audio recorder \/ mics purchase), but all this shelf-space I’m about to gain left me thinking I could pick up some new books. I grabbed used copies of Housekeeping<\/a>\"\" (Marilynne Robinson, the subject of last month’s podcast) and Rabbit, Run<\/a>\"\" (I’ve never read Updike) and a new copy of Inherent Vice<\/a>\"\", Pynchon’s stoner detective novel, which I’m enjoying. I suspect I’d enjoy it more if The Big Lebowski<\/em> didn’t exist, but whatever.<\/p>\n

What I’m saying is, I want a place to read, even if I have more books than I’ll ever get around to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s been a long time, dear readers! Sorry for the absence, but I’ve been undergoing some strange anxiety\/depression stuff for the past month, with no clue how to shake it. Part of it was work-related, with some work-worries waking me up at odd hours. To compensate for lost sleep, I fell back into my habit … <\/p>\n

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