{"id":638,"date":"2005-08-04T15:58:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-04T19:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vmalt\/?p=638"},"modified":"2005-12-09T21:55:32","modified_gmt":"2005-12-10T02:55:32","slug":"priorities-priorities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/priorities-priorities","title":{"rendered":"Priorities, priorities"},"content":{"rendered":"

How they do things in Florida:<\/a><\/p>\n

1. Have sex with wife<\/p>\n

2. Beat her to death with a hammer for trying to cuddle after sex<\/p>\n

3. Go to sports bar to catch the game.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

How they do things in Florida: 1. Have sex with wife 2. Beat her to death with a hammer for trying to cuddle after sex 3. 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