Just walked down the street to the recently-opened health food store for a snack. Standing on the checkout line, I noticed a guy walking into the store behind me. He had a sling on his right arm, made out of a bandanna. He got on line a moment later, and I heard this odd clicking sound, so I turned around to check it out.<\/p>\n
He had a bottle of Vitamin Water wedged between his legs, and was trying to open it with one hand. I immediately said, “You need a hand?”<\/p>\n
That’s when I noticed that the bandanna-sling was a bit shorter than it should have been.<\/p>\n
He raised his forearm-stump, smiled and said, “Well, I bet you know the answer to THAT question, buddy!”<\/p>\n
I suck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Just walked down the street to the recently-opened health food store for a snack. Standing on the checkout line, I noticed a guy walking into the store behind me. He had a sling on his right arm, made out of a bandanna. He got on line a moment later, and I heard this odd clicking … <\/p>\n