{"id":6948,"date":"2013-03-23T19:15:21","date_gmt":"2013-03-23T23:15:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=6948"},"modified":"2013-03-24T17:59:16","modified_gmt":"2013-03-24T21:59:16","slug":"bros-before-prose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/bros-before-prose","title":{"rendered":"Bros Before Prose"},"content":{"rendered":"

In the new issue of GQ<\/em> (April 2013), there’s a feature called The New Canon: The 21 Books from the 21st Century Every Man Should Read<\/em>. It’s not something that I take too<\/em> seriously, since this is the same magazine that decided last year to promote bucket hats as a spring\/summer accessory. Still, I’m compulsive about literary lists, especially when they provide the opportunity for me to see how far I’ve journeyed off the contemporary literature track.<\/p>\n

The list, as the introduction puts it, is “numbered but not ranked,” which is to say that it provides no guidance at all, except perhaps how to fit these entries in for space. It’s also exclusively fiction, which is fine, since I don’t read poetry and that issue already has a column on “this season’s best memoirs,” a genre that really could take a break.<\/p>\n

So here’s the numbered but not ranked list:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. The Corrections<\/a>\"\" – Jonathan Franzen<\/li>\n
  2. The Human Stain<\/a>\"\" – Philip Roth<\/li>\n
  3. The Road<\/a>\"\" – Cormac McCarthy<\/li>\n
  4. White Teeth<\/a>\"\" – Zadie Smith<\/li>\n
  5. True History of the Kelly Gang<\/a>\"\" – Peter Carey<\/li>\n
  6. 2666<\/a>\"\" – Robert Bolano<\/li>\n
  7. Tree of Smoke<\/a>\"\" – Denis Johnson<\/li>\n
  8. Everything Ravaged, Everything Burned<\/a>\"\" – Wells Tower<\/li>\n
  9. The Fortress of Solitude<\/a>\"\" – Jonathan Lethem<\/li>\n
  10. Pastoralia<\/a>\"\" – George Saunders<\/li>\n
  11. Runaway<\/a>\"\" – Alice Munro<\/li>\n
  12. Austerlitz<\/a>\"\" – W.G. Sebald<\/li>\n
  13. Cloud Atlas<\/a>\"\" – David Mitchell<\/li>\n
  14. Gilead<\/a>\"\" – Marilynne Robinson<\/li>\n
  15. The Art of Fielding<\/a>\"\" – Chad Harbach<\/li>\n
  16. Netherland<\/a>\"\" – Joseph O’Neill<\/li>\n
  17. The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao<\/a>\"\" – Junot Diaz<\/li>\n
  18. The Line of Beauty<\/a>\"\" – Alan Hollinghurst<\/li>\n
  19. Saturday<\/a>\"\" – Ian McEwan<\/li>\n
  20. The Yellow Birds<\/a>\"\" – Kevin Powers<\/li>\n
  21. The Namesake<\/a>\"\" – Jhumpa Lahiri<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Not bad! I was expecting more knuckle-headed bro-prose, a fiction equivalent of Tucker Max or Timothy Ferriss out there. Lucky for me, I’m so outside the loop on contemporary writers that I don’t even know who would qualify for that category.<\/p>\n

    So how do I measure up to GQ<\/em>‘s literary bar? I’m amazed to see that I’ve read eight of the 21 books on their list. I thought I was far more esoteric than that:<\/p>\n

    The Corrections<\/strong><\/em> \u2022 Back when it came out, before I worked out my belief that life is too short for shitty novels. I read it in the month after 9\/11, so I wasn’t thinking straight. Cut me some goddamned slack, alright?<\/p>\n

    The Human Stain<\/strong><\/em> \u2022 Maybe my least favorite of Roth’s American Pastoral books. The GQ<\/em> writeup cites it as “the best book on sex, scandal . . . and political correctness in the Lewinsky Moment.” It’s also about a black guy passing for white, but that’s part of what makes it my least favorite of those books, and probably why GQ<\/em> doesn’t include that in the “best” part. Also, they write, “Roth coined the famous phrase ‘ecstasy of sanctimony’,” which I swear to God I have never heard\/read until this weekend.<\/p>\n

    Austerlitz<\/strong><\/em> \u2022 Hands-down best book on this list. You need to read all of Sebald’s books. I was going to write “novels” there, but Sebald’s writing defies the fiction\/non-fiction categories in a much more interesting way than the spate of writers who spice up their memoirs by creating utterly false events. Stop wasting your time reading silly blogs and go read Sebald!<\/p>\n

    Cloud Atlas<\/strong><\/em> \u2022 I’m a fan of Mitchell’s work and loved the Pynchon\/Calvino meta-structuring, where the novel is built like a series of nested narratives in a symbolic logic sequence (not, as GQ<\/em> writes, “six rollicking story lines connecting disparate-seeming characters through reincarnation”). It jumps genres and offers plenty of thrills, along with profound thoughts on various modes of art. Give it a read.<\/p>\n

    Gilead<\/strong><\/em> \u2022 I’m hoping to get Marilynne Robinson on my podcast<\/a> someday, once I’ve read some of her essays. She’s able to write about quietness, earnest faith and day-to-day life much better than her contemporaries. I want to reread this one before I start on her followup to it, Home.<\/p>\n

    Netherland<\/strong><\/em> \u2022 One of the first novels I read on a Kindle, so I’m thinking maybe I need to cut it some slack, because I wasn’t used to the reading experience and not knowing how far along I was in a book. I enjoyed the first chapter, but felt it dragged on pretty interminably after that. Enough people I respect dig it enough that I think I need to give it a reread.<\/p>\n

    The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao<\/strong><\/em> \u2022\u00a0I’ve gone on record saying that it’s a good novel that feels like a prose-adaptation of the Hernandez Brothers’ Love & Rockets<\/a> comics, with the Dominican Republic standing in for the Palomar parts. I mean that pretty much as a good thing, but I also mean, “Those characters feel like they were lifted from Beto and Jaime’s strips in ways that feel really obvious to me but might not occur to critics and readers who aren’t familiar with the source matter.” That said, I consider my recommendation to be far better than GQ<\/em>‘s: “Because we’ve heard heard a book talk<\/em> like this one: ‘Dude, you don’t want to be dead. Take it from me. No-pussy is bad. But dead is like no-pussy times ten.'” Seriously: that’s the entirety<\/em> of their recommendation. Nothing about the history of the Dominican Republic, nothing about nerd culture, nothing about the female punker characters.<\/p>\n

    Saturday<\/strong><\/em> \u2022 I was on a bit of a McEwan kick a few years ago, but wound up feeling like he was a writer who was working almost completely to match E.M. Forster’s Aspects of the Novel<\/a>\"\". This one, about a London surgeon whose life gets uprooted when he’s stuck in traffic because of an anti-war (Iraq) march, didn’t feel as formulaic as Amsterdam, but still felt somehow . . . modeled. It gets points for having a House<\/em>-like medical diagnosis play a major role in the plot.<\/p>\n

    That wasn’t so bad. The only one I regret spending time on was Franzen.<\/p>\n

    What about the ones I haven’t read? I’ve got that Cormac McCarthy book on my Kindle, but never started it. Never saw the movie, either.<\/p>\n

    I feel like I would’ve been compelled to read Zadie Smith if she’d been around when I was a student at Hampshire<\/a>, and that notion has totally repulsed me from even giving her a shot. Which is to say, I’m quite cognizant of my irrational biases. I try to overcome them, but there are only so many hours in a day. I went to a college that had no course requirements but did have a “third-world expectation”.<\/p>\n

    I was intrigued by the PR for 2666<\/em>, but I lay down and it passed.<\/p>\n

    I thought about reading Tree of Smoke<\/em> several times over the years and even considered buying it this morning when I saw it on bookcloseouts.com<\/a>, but I opted to buy some John Hodgman books and the Complete Poems of Philip Larkin<\/a>\"\" instead.<\/p>\n

    I’ll likely get around to that George Saunders collection; I really dug CivilWarLand in Bad Decline<\/a>\"\" when I read it (c. 1996), but I haven’t been much of a short-story guy in recent decades. Now that he’s in vogue again, I’ll put off reading him for a while.<\/p>\n

    I know I\u00a0really\u00a0<\/em>need to get to\u00a0Alice Munro, and will.<\/p>\n

    I think I have a copy of that Lethem novel in my library, but I may have traded it in when I went through The Mid-Life Culling.<\/p>\n

    I heard that The Art of Fielding<\/em> is utterly mediocre. That’s another one that got a huge PR push from literary venues, and apparently left some readers feeling like they’d been swindled. B.R. Myers tore up the publicity machine behind it<\/a>, which was fun.<\/p>\n

    I don’t know anything about the other ones. Let me know if you think I’m missing anything there.<\/p>\n

    What would I have swapped onto that list? I don’t have a ton of post-2000 novels on under my belt, but I’d make a place for Gould’s Book of Fish<\/a>\"\" by Ricahrd Flanagan. I’d also replace The Human Stain<\/em> with Everyman<\/a>\"\", Roth’s book about an old Jew who dies. Glen David Gold’s Carter Beats the Devil<\/a>\"\" is more compulsively entertaining than any book on the list. I’d put Max Brooks’ World War Z<\/a>\"\" on, as well as Richard Price’s Lush Life<\/a>\"\" and Elliot Perlman’s Seven Types of Ambiguity<\/a>\"\". Maybe Tom Rachman’s The Imperfectionists<\/a>\"\" is better than one of the books I didn’t read. I bet it is. Walter Kirn’s Up in the Air<\/a>\"\"? Probably that, too. Which kinda makes the point that there’s no way to establish a “canon” nowadays, especially not an instant one like this. I still wonder what books from, say, 1980 onwards will be read in 25 years, but that’s the sorta thing that occupies my otherwise idle cycles.<\/p>\n

    I have to give the GQ<\/em> editors some credit, even if some of their actual recommendations\/precis were laughably bad. Unless these selections were just bought by publishers’ PR departments, they seem to have some<\/em> interest in relatively intelligent contemporary fiction. Their recommendations certainly weren’t as horrific as I feared it’d be.<\/p>\n

    Still, doesn’t mean I’m going to buy a bucket hat any time soon. Nor these<\/a>.<\/p>\n

    [More literary ramblings await at my podcast, The Virtual Memories Show<\/a>.]<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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