{"id":708,"date":"2005-10-05T10:38:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-05T14:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vmalt\/?p=708"},"modified":"2005-12-05T21:03:33","modified_gmt":"2005-12-06T02:03:33","slug":"hold-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/hold-me","title":{"rendered":"Hold me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a few days, but <a href=\"http:\/\/gofugyourself.typepad.com\/go_fug_yourself\/2005\/10\/fuglotte_church.html\" target=\"_blank\">this shot of Charlotte Church<\/a> is still the freakiest picture I&#8217;ve seen in a long time. Thanks, Fugly Girls!<\/p>\n<p>How did she end up like this and Leann Rimes ended up looking relatively normal? What were the odds?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a few days, but this shot of Charlotte Church is still the freakiest picture I&#8217;ve seen in a long time. Thanks, Fugly Girls! How did she end up like this and Leann Rimes ended up looking relatively normal? What were the odds?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-bq","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}