{"id":777,"date":"2005-12-28T06:18:55","date_gmt":"2005-12-28T11:18:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/christmastime-for-the-jews\/"},"modified":"2005-12-28T06:18:55","modified_gmt":"2005-12-28T11:18:55","slug":"christmastime-for-the-jews","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/christmastime-for-the-jews","title":{"rendered":"Christmastime for the Jews"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What do Jews do on Christmas? According to this video from SNL, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch.php?v=Yb7Z0HpRxl4&#038;search=funhouse\" target=\"_blank\">it&#8217;s a little different<\/a> than my rendition of <a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/co-kikin-it\/\" target=\"_blank\">Jewish Wonderland<\/a> a couple of years ago.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of videos from SNL, you should check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0\" target=\"_blank\">The Chronic of Narnia<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do Jews do on Christmas? According to this video from SNL, it&#8217;s a little different than my rendition of Jewish Wonderland a couple of years ago. 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