{"id":781,"date":"2005-12-31T10:56:37","date_gmt":"2005-12-31T15:56:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/781\/"},"modified":"2005-12-31T11:01:32","modified_gmt":"2005-12-31T16:01:32","slug":"781","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/781","title":{"rendered":"Slap-Happy New Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New Year&#8217;s Eve is usually a time of reflection and drunkenness, dear readers, and I hope you all engage in plenty of both tonight. I&#8217;ll do a little reflecting right now, but no drinking, since it&#8217;s morning and I allegedly have standards.<\/p>\n<p>The official VM fianc\u00c3\u0192\u00c2\u00a9e &#038; I are heading over to Caf\u00c3\u0192\u00c2\u00a9 Matisse tonight for a <a href=\"http:\/\/cafematisse.com\/events.html\" target=\"_blank\">five-course New Year&#8217;s dinner<\/a>. It&#8217;s an early meal, so we&#8217;ll have time to get hammered at home tonight. Last year, we watched the first two Lord of the Rings flicks before the clock struck 12. We&#8217;ll have less movie-time this year, so we might just groove with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/B0000CD5F5\/voyantpublishing\" target=\"_blank\">Sun Ra<\/a> instead.<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow, we&#8217;ll go to Princeton for our traditional New Year&#8217;s Day get-together with our friend Cecily, who will likely grill Amy about all sorts of wedding plans. We&#8217;re still trying to figure out what (if anything) I oughtta get engraved on my wedding ring. It won&#8217;t be <a href=\"http:\/\/silverfernz.com\/prodView.asp?idproduct=91\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>How would you go about recapping a year of your life? The gist of mine: helped Dad deal with \/ recover from heart surgery; proposed to Amy; read Proust; walked around a near-empty city.<\/p>\n<p>There are plenty of other details, many of which you longtime readers have been subjected to: bought her a ring; gained new perspective on 9\/11; bought a giant TV; saw a world of comics-geeks; moved this blog to a new provider, then a new platform; visited Cracker Biodome; watched Ric Burns&#8217; 8-part documentary about New York City; read plenty of other writers. There&#8217;s more for a recording angel to catch up with, but there&#8217;s only so much room for memories. Sez Marcel:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If the name, Duchesse de Guermantes, was for me a collective name, it was not so merely in history, by the accumulation of all the women who had successively borne it, but also in the course of my own short life, which had already seen, in this single Duchesse de Guermantes, so many different women superimpose themselves, each one vanishing as soon as the next had acquired sufficient consistency. Words do not change their meaning as much in centuries as names do for us in the space of a few years. Our memories and our hearts are not large enough to be able to remain faithful. We have not room enough, in our present mental field, to keep the dead there as well as the living. We are obliged to build on top of what has gone before and is brought to light only by a chance excavation, such as the name Saintraille had just opened up.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>All of which isn&#8217;t to say much but Happy New Year, everyone. Live well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New Year&#8217;s Eve is usually a time of reflection and drunkenness, dear readers, and I hope you all engage in plenty of both tonight. I&#8217;ll do a little reflecting right now, but no drinking, since it&#8217;s morning and I allegedly have standards. The official VM fianc\u00c3\u0192\u00c2\u00a9e &#038; I are heading over to Caf\u00c3\u0192\u00c2\u00a9 Matisse tonight &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/781\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Slap-Happy New Year&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4C7K-781","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1752,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/nba-preview-part-2","url_meta":{"origin":781,"position":0},"title":"NBA Preview, Part 2","author":"Gil","date":"October 30, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"The Virtual Memories 2007-08 NBA Preview is complete! It's got profiles of all 30 teams, season honor predictions, and gratuitous comics and pharma references galore! Many thanks to all of the contributors who helped out with this year's edition! We'll now return to my regularly scheduled incoherent rants.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;basketball&quot;","block_context":{"text":"basketball","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/sports\/basketball"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1057,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/bush-saves-new-orleans","url_meta":{"origin":781,"position":1},"title":"Bush Saves New Orleans","author":"Gil","date":"July 30, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Last night, we had CMT's Hee Haw Weekend Marathon on while Amy worked up a dose of Emeril's spicy tomato glaze. 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I'm not planning on being there, for a variety of\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;literature&quot;","block_context":{"text":"literature","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/literature"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2228,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/good-night-sweet-mr-3000","url_meta":{"origin":781,"position":3},"title":"Good Night, Sweet Mr. 3000","author":"Gil","date":"August 9, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Bernie Mac died last night at the age of 50. We'll probably watch Bad(der) Santa tonight in his memory. Longtime movie & TV producer Bernie Brillstein died Thursday. 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