{"id":785,"date":"2006-01-03T21:56:51","date_gmt":"2006-01-04T02:56:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/gin-pecans\/"},"modified":"2006-01-03T21:56:51","modified_gmt":"2006-01-04T02:56:51","slug":"gin-pecans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/gin-pecans","title":{"rendered":"Gin &#038; Pecans!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back in the office today, for the first time in almost 2 weeks (except for a one-hour stop last Wednesday when I filled out 3 months&#8217; worth of expense reports). What do I find waiting at my desk? A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sweettasteoftexas.com\/tins_jars.html\" target=\"_blank\">jar of glazed pecans<\/a> and a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tanqueray.com\/tanqueray\/\" target=\"_blank\">giant bottle of Tanqueray<\/a>! It&#8217;s like the holidays never end!<\/p>\n<p>Should I worry about the fact that my associate editor bought me the gin (one of those 1.75L numbers that comes with its own handle)? I mean, if I&#8217;d dropped more hints about the two volumes that I&#8217;m missing from the new Proust translation, would she have looked for those instead?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in the office today, for the first time in almost 2 weeks (except for a one-hour stop last Wednesday when I filled out 3 months&#8217; worth of expense reports). What do I find waiting at my desk? A jar of glazed pecans and a giant bottle of Tanqueray! It&#8217;s like the holidays never end! &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/gin-pecans\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Gin &#038; Pecans!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-cF","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5833,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/in-this-almost-empty-gin-palace","url_meta":{"origin":785,"position":0},"title":"In this almost empty gin palace . . .","author":"Gil","date":"January 1, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"I planned to try out 12 new (to me) gins in 2010. 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