{"id":790,"date":"2006-01-07T17:57:39","date_gmt":"2006-01-07T22:57:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/prison-cuisine\/"},"modified":"2006-01-07T17:59:57","modified_gmt":"2006-01-07T22:59:57","slug":"prison-cuisine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/prison-cuisine","title":{"rendered":"Prison Cuisine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>About six months ago, I wrote about how a <a href=\"http:\/\/http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/deterrence\/\" target=\"_blank\">friend-of-a-friend is in prison<\/a>, and how harrowing it all looks to me, as an outsider. <\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, it&#8217;s not <em>all<\/em> hellish, according to John Mandala of <a href=\"http:\/\/friendsbeyondthewall.com\/cbc\/cellblock_enter.html\" target=\"_blank\">The Cellblock Cafe<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Eventually, I learned these &#8220;tricks of the trade,&#8221; and added my own creations, such as shredded fried roast beef with ketchup and mustard or fried mashed potatoes in butter. Within a few months, I was nicknamed, &#8220;Chef-Boy-Ar-Dee.&#8221; I soon realized that creating and sharing a tasty, nourishing meal was one of the few enjoyments prison life offered. Surprisingly, I began to experience another kind of nourishment, one of the soul. Creative cooking opened up an avenue of communication, which transcended prison politics, and a healthy meal crossed most cultural barriers as well.<\/p>\n<p>More than a decade later, as a result of good behavior and other accomplishments in prison programs, I am now at Sing Sing Correctional Facilities medium security annex. I share a single stove with 75 men who are Jamaican, Puerto Rican, Dominican, Asian, African-American, Italian and Caucasian. This experience has allowed me to be exposed to different cooking methods, recipes and to taste various types of food.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Without further ado, here are <a href=\"http:\/\/friendsbeyondthewall.com\/cbc\/cellblock_cafe_menu.html\" target=\"_blank\">the prison recipes<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About six months ago, I wrote about how a friend-of-a-friend is in prison, and how harrowing it all looks to me, as an outsider. Fortunately, it&#8217;s not all hellish, according to John Mandala of The Cellblock Cafe: Eventually, I learned these &#8220;tricks of the trade,&#8221; and added my own creations, such as shredded fried roast &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/prison-cuisine\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Prison Cuisine&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-cK","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":582,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/deterrence","url_meta":{"origin":790,"position":0},"title":"Deterrence","author":"Gil","date":"July 27, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Last night, I discovered that an acquaintance of mine (friend of a friend) is serving nearly 2 years in the penitentiary at Fort Dix. 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