{"id":809,"date":"2006-01-19T12:34:50","date_gmt":"2006-01-19T17:34:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/peace-in-our-time\/"},"modified":"2006-01-19T12:34:50","modified_gmt":"2006-01-19T17:34:50","slug":"peace-in-our-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/peace-in-our-time","title":{"rendered":"Peace in our time!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yay! Osama Bin Laden’s offering a truce<\/a>! If we give up more of the world’s oil regions to nuclear-ambitious apocalypse-obsessed mullahs, we’ll have peace! It couldn’t be more easy!<\/p>\n

(I was really hoping he’d go with the “I just saved a bundle on my car insurance” line, but that’s what he gets for not using Jewish comedy writers)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yay! Osama Bin Laden’s offering a truce! If we give up more of the world’s oil regions to nuclear-ambitious apocalypse-obsessed mullahs, we’ll have peace! It couldn’t be more easy! (I was really hoping he’d go with the “I just saved a bundle on my car insurance” line, but that’s what he gets for not using … <\/p>\n

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How do you acquire the patience to admit when you don't know things? I think those are really important things for an Army officer to know.\" Elizabeth D. 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