{"id":1030,"date":"2006-07-14T18:11:15","date_gmt":"2006-07-14T23:11:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/pynched\/"},"modified":"2006-07-20T11:46:18","modified_gmt":"2006-07-20T16:46:18","slug":"pynched","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/pynched","title":{"rendered":"Pynched"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was a wee paranoiac, I heard that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0141180633\/voyantpublishing\" target=\"_blank\">Vineland<\/a> was soon to be released. At that point, I&#8217;d only read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0060930217\/voyantpublishing\" target=\"_blank\">V.<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0060931671\/voyantpublishing\" target=\"_blank\">Lot 49<\/a>, but I&#8217;d made a stab at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0140188592\/voyantpublishing\" target=\"_blank\">The Big One<\/a> (it took 4 attempts before I finally made it through).<\/p>\n<p>I read the notice in Pynchon Notes that the long-awaited new book from was soon to be released. As it turns out, the book wasn&#8217;t very good, and I&#8217;m convinced he put it out to keep his publisher off his back while he completed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0312423209\/voyantpublishing\" target=\"_blank\">Mason &#038; Dixon<\/a>. But at the time, it felt like a bit of literary history was going to occur.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, I actually had a dream about <em>Vineland<\/em> before it came out. I was in a bookstore, and there was a large &#8220;dump&#8221; of the new hardcover, several months early! I picked up a copy and thumbed through it. When I woke, all I could remember of that dream-book was the back cover flap. It had an author bio that read, &#8220;Thomas Pynchon is the author of V., The Crying of Lot 49, and Gravity&#8217;s Rainbow. He lives in New York City.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Below the text was a beautiful black-and-white photograph of an empty loft. Even as a teenager, my subconscious liked to mess with me.<\/p>\n<p>All of which gets me to the following question: Wouldn&#8217;t it be great if the book <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/159420120X\/voyantpublishing\" target=\"_blank\">actually kept this title<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p><em>(Update: Slate contends that Pynchon may have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/2146152\/\" target=\"_blank\">spammed his own book&#8217;s Amazon page<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was a wee paranoiac, I heard that Vineland was soon to be released. At that point, I&#8217;d only read V., and Lot 49, but I&#8217;d made a stab at The Big One (it took 4 attempts before I finally made it through). I read the notice in Pynchon Notes that the long-awaited new &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/pynched\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Pynched&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-literature"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4C7K-pynched","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":21,"url":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/if-id-known-we-were-gonna-cast-our-feelins-into-words-id-have-memorized-the-song-of-solomon","url_meta":{"origin":1030,"position":0},"title":"If I&#8217;d known we were gonna cast our feelin&#8217;s into words, I&#8217;d have memorized the Song of Solomon","author":"Gil","date":"April 11, 2003","format":false,"excerpt":"My favorite flick of all time, soon to be released on DVD!","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/images.amazon.com\/images\/P\/B00008RH3L.01._PE25_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":431,"url":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/id-like-to-order-a-radical-moroccan-pizza","url_meta":{"origin":1030,"position":1},"title":"I&#8217;d like to order a radical Moroccan pizza","author":"Gil","date":"December 11, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"According to this article, the police have foiled a plot to blow up the Red Light district here in Amsterdam:Muslim extremists, the paper said, were allegedly furious at . . . the lack of morals in the prostitution zone.I'd better go check it out to make sure it's alright. 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