{"id":1143,"date":"2006-10-10T15:48:39","date_gmt":"2006-10-10T20:48:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/flight-delay\/"},"modified":"2006-10-10T15:48:39","modified_gmt":"2006-10-10T20:48:39","slug":"flight-delay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/flight-delay","title":{"rendered":"Flight Delay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I corresponded today with one of the exhibitors from last week&#8217;s Paris conference. He wrote, &#8220;I hope that you had a safe flight back. We were stuck outside the terminal for over an hour because of a unattended bag, which they blew up outside the terminal. Besides that we had an easy flight home.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I replied, &#8220;Did you get to see the bag get blown up, at least? That would&#8217;ve helped mitigate the delay a little bit.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Alas, no: &#8220;Unfortunately I did not get to see the bag get blown up, but I <em>did<\/em> get to see the remnants. They just dumped the contents on the sidewalk: some clothes, lots of rice, and spices.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>It reminds me of the baggage carousel when we got back to Newark. Some luggage came out, but there was also a small pile of panties rolling along. I said, &#8220;Wow! Did someone get raped in the cargo hold?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It had been a long day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I corresponded today with one of the exhibitors from last week&#8217;s Paris conference. He wrote, &#8220;I hope that you had a safe flight back. We were stuck outside the terminal for over an hour because of a unattended bag, which they blew up outside the terminal. Besides that we had an easy flight home.&#8221; I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/flight-delay\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Flight Delay&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[28,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-paris","category-travel"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-ir","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1127,"url":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/paree","url_meta":{"origin":1143,"position":0},"title":"Paree","author":"Gil","date":"October 1, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"We made it to Paris, dear readers, but your Virtual Memoirist and his wife are all sorts of wiped out. 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