{"id":1251,"date":"2006-12-19T15:53:58","date_gmt":"2006-12-19T20:53:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/sweet-relief\/"},"modified":"2006-12-19T15:53:58","modified_gmt":"2006-12-19T20:53:58","slug":"sweet-relief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/sweet-relief","title":{"rendered":"Sweet Relief"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s over: the year-end issue clocked in at 406 pages, and it&#8217;s all out the door (except for a couple of house ads that our art dept. is putting together)!<\/p>\n<p>I officially apologize to everyone whose e-mails I&#8217;ve failed to reply to, and I also apologize in advance for the lateness of holiday presents, which I&#8217;ll likely ship tomorrow and will almost assuredly not show up in time for whichever holiday or festival you celebrate.<\/p>\n<p>On the plus side, the issue&#8217;s done!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s over: the year-end issue clocked in at 406 pages, and it&#8217;s all out the door (except for a couple of house ads that our art dept. is putting together)! I officially apologize to everyone whose e-mails I&#8217;ve failed to reply to, and I also apologize in advance for the lateness of holiday presents, which &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/sweet-relief\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Sweet Relief&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-kb","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6269,"url":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/alexandria-via-st-louis","url_meta":{"origin":1251,"position":0},"title":"Alexandria via St. Louis","author":"Gil","date":"February 10, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Virtual Memories \u2013 season 2 episode 2 Gil Roth - Burning Libraries Another month, another podcast! 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