{"id":1278,"date":"2007-01-05T19:23:15","date_gmt":"2007-01-06T00:23:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/balling\/"},"modified":"2007-01-05T19:24:20","modified_gmt":"2007-01-06T00:24:20","slug":"balling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/balling","title":{"rendered":"Balling"},"content":{"rendered":"

The itinerary for the first day of our St. Louis trip was as follows:<\/p>\n

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  1. 9:10am flight to St. Louis<\/li>\n
  2. Land 11:30-11:45am<\/li>\n
  3. Get baggage (we needed the full-sized suitcase to bring along the birthday presents for my niece) and rental car<\/li>\n
  4. Get lunch at Amy’s favorite Vietnamese restaurant, Mai Lee<\/li>\n
  5. Check into hotel<\/li>\n
  6. Get to my brother’s school by 2pm so I can play basketball with him, a bunch of high school students, and another teacher.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Now, it was #6 that I found a bit problematic from the moment my brother proposed it. See, I haven’t picked up a basketball in at least three years, and I’m several days away from turning 36. I didn’t relish having to explain a massive sports-related injury to my coworkers next week.<\/p>\n

    Still, basketball was a secondary religion to me and Boaz, behind pinball. Since Bo knows he’ll never be able to top my pinball-achievements<\/a>, I figured it’d be fine for me to offer my sacrificial self up on the court this afternoon.<\/p>\n

    So while I packed last night, I pulled my high-tops from the closet, inspected them for scorpions or mice, and stuffed them away in the big suitcase, along with some shorts and a T-shirt. And today, five minutes after checking into the hotel, I headed out to get my ass beat by a bunch of 15-year-olds.<\/p>\n

    Funny thing: It turned out not to be so bad. I held my own on defense, managed to sky for some rebounds, and hit some wide-open jumpers, as well as a shot or two in traffic, from offensive rebounds. I was actually amazed that I could move as quickly as I did, and that I didn’t have any significant pain in my back. I guarded Boaz most of the time, except when I got tired and decided to stop chasing him through screens. He torched me, which was to be expected, but he was pleasantly surprised at how much life I showed on court. He also admired some of my defensive footwork and the ways I closed out some of his angles to the basket. I’m firmly convinced that all the basketball acumen I’ve picked up in the past year comes from reading Charley Rosen’s basketball column<\/a> at FoxSports.com.<\/p>\n

    Anyway, I’m not tooting my own horn here, because I still sorta sucked. My passes were terrible, the release-point on my jumper is laughable, and I did a lot of “lurking” on offense, which is my strategy for avoiding getting the ball and having to make decisions. But still, it was a lot of fun, and I got back to my old basketball practice of sweating worse than Patrick Ewing<\/a>.<\/p>\n

    It’s off to dinner with some of Amy’s friends tonight, then breakfast with another friend of hers tomorrow, before we have the birthday party for my niece on Saturday night. I don’t plan on getting back out on the court anytime soon, but it was nice to know I can still bust a 15-year-old with an elbow to the kidney during a back-screen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    The itinerary for the first day of our St. Louis trip was as follows: 9:10am flight to St. Louis Land 11:30-11:45am Get baggage (we needed the full-sized suitcase to bring along the birthday presents for my niece) and rental car Get lunch at Amy’s favorite Vietnamese restaurant, Mai Lee Check into hotel Get to my … <\/p>\n

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